31 Bertram Bumper stickers

Brewster Minton · Post by **Brewster Minton** » Dec 12th, '06, 15:35

Have machine to make fancy stickers. Need ideas. What would you like to see. I will make up whatever is most popular idea. ie RDLT Driver, Berts Rule, 31 reasons to love a boat. You tell me Ill make them.

JP Dalik · Post by **JP Dalik** » Dec 12th, '06, 15:44

I'd let Timmy pull the RLDT slogan, I'm sure there are a few ideas only he can articulate.

"Old Dog Same Tricks Bertram 31"
"At least I don't own a Hatteras -Bertram 31"
"Its blowin we're goin Bertram 31"

Then there is the classic:

" Best Boat Ever Built- Bertram 31"

thuddddddd · Post by **thuddddddd** » Dec 12th, '06, 16:27

"old dog, same crap Bertram31"?? JP I like that one.
" yea it's the best boat ever built, just ask UV"
" bertram 31, when old age hasn't done enough damage to your body"

scot · Post by **scot** » Dec 12th, '06, 16:30

I'd like to see a Bertram "V" with the eagle for a truck rear window sticker....like all those Harley folks. Not too big, about 6"-8" would be classy.

Scot

AndreF · Post by **AndreF** » Dec 12th, '06, 17:15

Brewster,
I have one that has the Bertram "V" and says:
"My other ride is a 31 Bertram"

Bruce · Post by **Bruce** » Dec 12th, '06, 18:43

bertram 31, when old age hasn't done enough damage to your body

Now thats funny.

Hey Timmy, how bout this one,

Bertram 31, cause I can't afford a Hatteras.

Capt. DQ · Post by **Capt. DQ** » Dec 12th, '06, 19:45

"The Classic Deep V / Bertram31"

"Ride the Eagle / Bertram31"

"Thank God its a Bertram31"

"When The Eagle Flys/ Its a Bertram 31"

"Drive-it-Deep / On a Bertam 31"

DQ

scot · Post by **scot** » Dec 12th, '06, 20:53

Timmy, sounds like you have a new recruit named Bruce. Oh well, nobody likes being alone. Best of luck to ya'll's new alliance.

Scot

thuddddddd · Post by **thuddddddd** » Dec 13th, '06, 11:36

Bruce, problem is most of these guys can not only buy and sell me with just thier tax bills, but they really could afford to upgrade to a Hatt.
No accounting for poor taste. You can lead a dog to water , but you can't make him driink. Even the old beauty in the eye BS is hard to apply to the RLDT crowd.

Doug you need to get a different job if you've got enough time to think up those lame a*s stickers.

I do like the
"Bertram 31, when old age hasn't done enough damage to your body"
T-shirts and bumper stickers for everyone

ed c. · Post by **ed c.** » Dec 13th, '06, 12:00

I like scot's idea, 4'' to 6" would be the size i like.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Dec 13th, '06, 12:02

One of the best shirts I ever got (rendezvous back in the '80's) showed a 35 coming off the crest of a twelve footer and about to drop unceremoniously into the trough. The caption, of course, "Thank God it's a Bertram."
Like the truck idea.
I still have "Best boat ever built" license plate frames on the truck and my car.
Agree with Scott (I think) don't make them too big. When you're the best and the world knows it, no need to yell.
Reputation is something that other create for you.
Aah! The mind is starting to work again. The Doctor took me off narcotics yesterday, the creep.

scot · Post by **scot** » Dec 13th, '06, 12:27

I would mention that my "Ideal" truck rear window sticker would ONLY contain the V & Eagle, no text....this keeps us 25, 20, 26, 28, 33, etc. owners happy to partake.

Although we all love (except Timmy) the 31's we don't all own them for various reasons, But we do own Bertrams.

I agree with Mikey, you don't "have" to say what it stands for. Anyone that doesn't know, doesn't need to know. To all the rest the V & eagle says it all.

mike ohlstein · Post by **mike ohlstein** » Dec 13th, '06, 12:49

You can lead a dog to water , but you can't make him driink.

You can lead some dogs to salt water, and they'll drink until they die....

Capt. DQ · Post by **Capt. DQ** » Dec 13th, '06, 12:53

Or fall off a bar stool! Duuuuuuu......... Hint?, Hint?

Doug

thuddddddd · Post by **thuddddddd** » Dec 13th, '06, 15:43

now your getting me worked up you big ol'meanny

scot · Post by **scot** » Dec 13th, '06, 23:06

here's another one for you Brewster

"It's a Bertram thing"

Capt. DQ · Post by **Capt. DQ** » Dec 14th, '06, 14:07

Here's another lame one for Timmy,

Got Proctology /Got Hatteras

These are for real below this.

The V on the bottom with the eagle just above then the numbers 31 above that.

Legends never die / Bertram 31

DQ

J Clark · Post by **J Clark** » Dec 14th, '06, 21:31

The bumper sticker idea is great. I have a sticker on my truck that says:
MY OTHER TRUCK IS A
31 BERTRAM
I'm a redneck farmer b31 owner, I also have a bumper sticker on one of my trucks that says: TRUCKS ARE RED - TRACTORS ARE GREEN.

Hueso · Post by **Hueso** » Dec 14th, '06, 22:33

Idea:

Bertram 31 - not a legend...I own one

bob lico · Post by **bob lico** » Dec 14th, '06, 22:36

love being in the saddle----------------
my bike---my bertram---my blonde

Mac · Post by **Mac** » Dec 15th, '06, 09:54

My buddy owns a sign shop, he had one of his guys draw the Bertram logo then cut it out in vinyl that looks like the glass was sandblasted, this one has been on this truck for 3 years. [img][img]http://www.fquick.com/images/vehicles/full/20815818.jpg[/img][/img]

scot · Post by **scot** » Dec 15th, '06, 16:16

I want one...a bit smaller please. How much do you think he would charge. Brewster, can you make one like that?

Dug · Post by **Dug** » Dec 15th, '06, 16:17

Mac!

Thats cool!

Dug

Brewster Minton · Post by **Brewster Minton** » Dec 15th, '06, 16:51

Free to the Faithful if I am smart enough to figure out how. The machine can do it I on the other hand am mentaly impaired but will proceed.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Dec 16th, '06, 08:33

About a six or seven inch wing span. I'll take three.

Busted Flush · Post by **Busted Flush** » Dec 16th, '06, 14:47

how about like the 1982 shoot out the tee shirts were Hatterass and Hemeroids, only assholes have them

Bruce · Post by **Bruce** » Dec 16th, '06, 16:26

IIRC the logo is copy righted or a registered trade mark.

Might want to call and ask if its okay to reproduce it.

scot · Post by **scot** » Dec 16th, '06, 20:21

Party pooper....I was wondering when that would come up.

In Memory of Vicroy · Post by **In Memory of Vicroy** » Dec 16th, '06, 23:29

As long as it's complimentary to the brand, and not sold commercially, just given away to the Faithful, even with the promise of a minor donation to support this site, I doubt the Bertram Yacht folks would mind, but of course I don't speak for them.

I still like the license plate holder motto, "Best Boat Ever Built" with "Bertram 31" under that. Got a pair on my old Tahoe to this day.

UV

Bruce · Post by **Bruce** » Dec 17th, '06, 06:07

Vic,
Your probably right. Most anything associated with this site has been very complimentary to Bertram to say the least.
But out of respect to the brand, it would be proper to ask.

It might cause a stir at one of the rondevous if a corp exec saw the stickers on a table with a price tag. Not worth losing their support over.

Scot,
Not trying to be a party pooper although it is listed as a skill on my resume.
Everything on this board has been up to now conducted with the utmost in professionalism and courtesy to the Bertram brand.

Wouldn't want to stop now.
All they may require is a possible registered logo mark after the v/bird.

Most printing companies will not reproduce a corporate logo without a signed release anymore due to lawsuits.

One guy driving around with the logo on his window most likely will not garner notice. A stack of bumper stickers on a table with a 5 bucks sign will.

Mac · Post by **Mac** » Dec 17th, '06, 14:38

Wonder if this guy got permission? http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/My-Other ... 2019QQrdZ1

On a unrelated note,
Bruce, just curious what is your forum signature all about?

CaptPatrick · Post by **CaptPatrick** » Dec 17th, '06, 15:17

Mac,

Doubtful that he does... At $1.99 each, there's no margin for a royalty to Bertram. It's also highly doubtful that Bertram would grant consent anyway.

This site was only up and running for a few short weeks before I had an email from Don Jones about using their logo. Because of the obvious advantage to Bertram to have a "Fan Club" of their most famous hull model, permission was granted with the only restriction that I include a disclaimer that bertram31.com is not affiliated with the Bertram Factory & that the logo is registered property of Bertram Yachts.

I would imagine that when & if the Ebay guy gets found out, he'll be getting a note from Don also, and with far less diplomacy...

Bruce's sigs?? Well, they change from time to time and are almost always designed to provoke or entertain, depending on how thin skinned the reader might be... Hey, after all, he's a key member of "The Mean Team"

Br,

Patrick

Bruce · Post by **Bruce** » Dec 17th, '06, 17:49

JP Dalik · Post by **JP Dalik** » Dec 17th, '06, 18:02

Sooooooo, What's the bumper sticker gonna be?

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Dec 17th, '06, 19:29

Hey, we're their best sales staff. Bet if we hold our heads just right they'll do them for us and give'em to us.
Sorry, must be the drugs.
Had the Bride drive me to Dreamsicle and climbed the ladder on crutches. Started making chronilogical plans. Don't tell my Doc.

Brewster Minton · Post by **Brewster Minton** » Dec 18th, '06, 07:48

I guess I need to ask if its ok before I make them. I was just going to give them away to the Faithful but I do not need any problems or people calling up on me. I am sorry guys but I must recind the offer at this time.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Dec 19th, '06, 18:08

Brewaster
Don't give up. Ask Bertram, bet they say Okey dokey. U.V. should have a contact person. Worth a shot.

In Memory of Vicroy · Post by **In Memory of Vicroy** » Dec 19th, '06, 18:55

I'll make a call tomorrow.

UV

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Dec 19th, '06, 19:48

U.V.
You da man.

IRGuy · Post by **IRGuy** » Dec 20th, '06, 00:48

Take a look at this note on the B33 forum.. If Bertram can use the graphics the 33 guys created I would imagine they would let you guys use their logo...

http://www.bertram33.com/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=945

Brewster Minton · Post by **Brewster Minton** » Dec 20th, '06, 07:44

I will look into it.

In Memory of Vicroy · Post by **In Memory of Vicroy** » Dec 20th, '06, 11:14

I just spoke to Don and they have no objection whatsoever.

Go for it.....probably a good idea to let me look at the design first.

UV

Brewster Minton · Post by **Brewster Minton** » Dec 29th, '06, 11:10

Sorry guys but I have been very ill and will get the stickers done asap and will have them OKed by UV. Sorry but not much I could do.

thuddddddd · Post by **thuddddddd** » Dec 29th, '06, 12:38

Brewster, I still like the "Bertram 31, when old age hasn't done enough damage to your body" Would you please make some up for me??? pretty please. I'm going to try and have t-shirts made up like that for the bert/hatt shoot out at montauk

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Dec 29th, '06, 13:33

Timmmy, Put me down for a medium, even if I don't get to Montauk.

In Memory Walter K · Post by **In Memory Walter K** » Dec 29th, '06, 13:42

Brewster- I hope you're feeling better. Being bedridden is a lousy way to spend the Holidays. Walter

thuddddddd · Post by **thuddddddd** » Dec 29th, '06, 14:02

Mikey, your in........

neil · Post by **neil** » Dec 29th, '06, 14:17

timmy send us a pm with your address jr and i got some cool bertam shirts for xmas

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