Carl wrote:Roll of Duck Tape
Reminds me of an ole coonass joke.....
One morning Boudreaux was paddling his pirogue down de bayou when he passed Thibeaux camp.
Thibeaux said to Boudreaux, he said Boudreaux...where are you going wiff yo pirogue full of dat duck tape????
Boudreaux replied, Thibeaux....I am going Duck hunting....wanna go??
Thibeaux said, Boudreaux....yo crazy....you can't get no ducks wiff duck tape.
Well several hours later Boudreaux came paddling back up the bayou wiff a pirogue full of dem mallard ducks......Thibeaux jus shook his head in amazment
Da nex morning here comes Boudreaux again, paddling his pirogue down da bayou.
Thibeaux said, Boudreaux???? where you going wiff dat pirogue full of Nutri-Sweet......
Boudreaux said....Thibeaux....I'm going Nutria hunting....you wanna go???
den Thibeaux said to Boudreaux.....you can't get none of dem Nutria wiff nutra sweet.
Well a couple of hour later Boudreaux came padding back up de bayou wiff a pirogue full of nice fat Nutria's......
Thibeaux just shook his head...in disbelief.
De next morning once again here comes Boudreaux paddling his pirogue down de bayou......
Thibeaux looks really hard at the pirogue and said....he said Boudreaux what's dat stuff in your pirogue.
Boudreaux said to Thibdeaux......Thibdeaux thats pussy willow in my pirogue....
Thibdeaux said to Boudreaux......wait a minute while I get my hat! ! ! !