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Tony Meola · Post by **Tony Meola** » Jan 5th, '10, 22:39

Don't know if anyone over here knows Bayside Bert 28. He posted here a few times about looking at a 54 Bert. He has a post going on over at the The Hull Truth. He is looking to move the boat from where he purchased it, 1700 miles up to Maryland.

The great part of the story is he hasn't told his wife he bought the boat. You got to read this thread and comments that start about half way through this thing once he explains his wife doesn't know he bought the boat.

This has to be a classic story and he doesn't plan on telling his wife until March when he gets the boat home. The bad part about the story is we will have to wait until March to find out if he stays married.

http://www.thehulltruth.com/boating-for ... cargo.html

Dug · Post by **Dug** » Jan 6th, '10, 09:00

I am laughing so hard I can hardly stay on my chair. Amazing.

See, I tell Liz what is going on. She may not always have full say, but I keep her in the loop. Courtesy in my mind, unless I know she will be so psyched I can't contain her. Then I let her be surprised.

Wow. Awesome.

Just awesome!

Dug

CMP · Post by **CMP** » Jan 6th, '10, 09:09

At the very least, assuming he stays married, he took a whole CASE of Noassatol when he made that decision!!!

CMP

Rawleigh · Post by **Rawleigh** » Jan 6th, '10, 10:30

LOL! Keep us updated!!

Bertramp · Post by **Bertramp** » Jan 6th, '10, 12:54

At least the 54 Bert will make a nice live-aboard !!

Tony Meola · Post by **Tony Meola** » Jan 6th, '10, 21:49

I am like Dug. I keep the wife in the loop otherwise my the pitch of my voice will be rising.

This is just too funny.

In Memory Walter K · Post by **In Memory Walter K** » Jan 6th, '10, 23:48

God Bless him, he's got big ones!

STraenkle · Post by **STraenkle** » Jan 7th, '10, 11:20

The funny part is, he has a 28 Bert now and traded for a 54, but after the divorce, he'll only have a 27 Bert, as she will take half.

Garry · Post by **Garry** » Jan 7th, '10, 14:02

The entertainment value on this is extremely high. I plan to follow this chain on THT through informing the wife. He must really like, I mean love this boat...Thanks for sharing!

Garry

Carl · Post by **Carl** » Jan 7th, '10, 16:44

Looks like he plans on keeping both boats...

Should be an interesting Spring for him.

MarkS · Post by **MarkS** » Jan 7th, '10, 17:23

The smart move here is to cut his losses and get rid of the wife.

CaptPatrick · Post by **CaptPatrick** » Jan 7th, '10, 18:45

MarkS wrote:The smart move here is to cut his losses and get rid of the wife.

Getting rid of wives rarely cuts losses, especially in the short to medium term. Alimony, legal fees, court costs, settlements, house hunting, etc, etc, etc.....

Every man needs a good woman, a woman that loves him, a woman that satisfies his lust, a woman that cooks and cleans for him, and a woman that appreciates and forgives his faults.

And above all, never let these five women meet each other....

Tony Meola · Post by **Tony Meola** » Jan 7th, '10, 21:22

Capt Pat says:

"Every man needs a good woman, a woman that loves him, a woman that satisfies his lust, a woman that cooks and cleans for him, and a woman that appreciates and forgives his faults. And above all, never let these five women meet each other.... "

Remember you can buy all of the above with money plus it doesn't matter if they are all there at the same time as long as each one remembers just what they are being paid to do.

Bertramp · Post by **Bertramp** » Jan 8th, '10, 10:39

walterk wrote:God Bless him, he's got big ones!

trouble is he may not get to keep 'em !!

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