Today's funny

[Mikey]

A Honda mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Honda when
he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop. The cardiologist was
there waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his car
when the mechanic shouted across the garage,


"Hey Doc, want to take a look at this?"

The cardiologist, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic was
working on the Honda. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a
rag and asked,

"So Doc, look at this engine. I opened its heart, took the valves out,
repaired or replaced anything damaged, and then put everything back in, and
when I finished, it worked just like new. So how is it that I make $24,000
a year and you make $1.7M when you and I are doing basically the same work?"

The cardiologist paused, leaned over, and then whispered to the mechanic....

"Try doing it with the engine running."