I admit it. I did not mapquest Llano Texas until it came time to write the address on the envelope with the check in it. I thought, hmmm, I wonder where in Texas that is exactly. So I shot it into Mapquest. As I zoomed out I saw another town about 30 miles east of Captain Patrick, on Rt. 29. No kidding.
Bertram, TX
Whatdya know!
So the question I have, other than the fact that we all know you are in the perfect place for you now, is why didn't you go to Bertram Texas?