We need more speed...

[CaptPatrick]

In many places in Texas, pickup trucks out number cars. Around here it's about 2:1... We love our PUs because they do so much hard work for us and sometimes even help us do stupid redneck stuff like act as a tow vehicle to get us going fast enough to do a full loop on a home made water slide.

These guys may have failed geometry and physics, but they do know their trucks...

[Capt.Frank]

They put a lot of time into making that mouse trap work.

[ianupton]

The first failed attempt hurt me just watching it!

[Bruce]

I think they over compensated their thrust vector victor.

[scot]

Red necks last words... "Hey ya'll watch this"
I'm betting there were adult beverages involved in the loop-de-loop, or at least in the germination of the idea.

[IRGuy]

I think I would do a couple of test runs with sacks of potatos first.

[Rawleigh]

Scot: That is "Hey ya'll, hold my beer and watch this. . . "!!