pushing spouse off of a cliff
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pushing spouse off of a cliff
Now guys, here's the question ...... what does a guy do to piss a wife of 7 or 8 days off so much that she pushes you off a cliff ??
I thought about it and I'm no saint, but no woman has ever tried to kill me ....... take that back, none have succeeded !! ;-D
I figure he told her "both your sister and Mom are better in the sack than you are !" ..... and with those words he grew wings
....have a good one guys
I thought about it and I'm no saint, but no woman has ever tried to kill me ....... take that back, none have succeeded !! ;-D
I figure he told her "both your sister and Mom are better in the sack than you are !" ..... and with those words he grew wings
....have a good one guys
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Re: pushing spouse off of a cliff
Never trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and won't die.................................
Re: pushing spouse off of a cliff
5?.........I have been told it is 10 days. I am always getting ripped off.
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funny stuff !!Kevin wrote:5?.........I have been told it is 10 days. I am always getting ripped off.
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Steve not sure what triggers that, but an old friend from high school through his wife off the Palisades up here in NJ. Claimed he left her over looking the scenic hudson view while he went to the car to get a bottle of wine. Said when he came back she was gone.Bertramp wrote:Now guys, here's the question ...... what does a guy do to piss a wife of 7 or 8 days off so much that she pushes you off a cliff ??
I thought about it and I'm no saint, but no woman has ever tried to kill me ....... take that back, none have succeeded !! ;-D
I figure he told her "both your sister and Mom are better in the sack than you are !" ..... and with those words he grew wings
....have a good one guys
It took the Life Insurance Co. 10 years to finally convince the cops he helped her over the edge.
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Maybe she was greedy and half wasn't enough.
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One time Jo Ann told me to "Shut Up".......I thought she said "Stand Up"........right after that I did not see her for nearly a week.....after the swelling went down I could barely see her out of my right eye but with a different prespective
Guess I should be happy we live in the flatland......largest fall I could experience down here is from a "Bar Stool" to the floor.......
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Guess I should be happy we live in the flatland......largest fall I could experience down here is from a "Bar Stool" to the floor.......
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HarryHarry Babb wrote:One time Jo Ann told me to "Shut Up".......I thought she said "Stand Up"........right after that I did not see her for nearly a week.....after the swelling went down I could barely see her out of my right eye but with a different prespective
Guess I should be happy we live in the flatland......largest fall I could experience down here is from a "Bar Stool" to the floor.......
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I worked with a guy who fell from a bar stool while on a business trip. He got a 10,000 workers comp settlement for loosing 10% range of motion in his arm. So it may not be a bad thing, but you are self employed so it kind of doesn't work well.
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Re: pushing spouse off of a cliff
Timmy fell off a bar stool, trying to drink Uncle Vic down, and all he got for his trouble was the nick name Thuddddd.
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I think he got shorted a little....... 10 Grand and physical harm.......check out the link below......Tony wrote:Harry
I worked with a guy who fell from a bar stool while on a business trip. He got a 10,000 workers comp settlement for loosing 10% range of motion in his arm.
And btw any of you guys that have refered to me as a "Dumbass Redneck"......time to Pony up! ! ! you can send your payment directly to my diesel fuel distributor! ! !..... LOL
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I think he got shorted a little....... 10 Grand and physical harm.......check out the link below......
http://jalopnik.com/5855724/iranian+bor ... ma-lawsuit" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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He told the story laughing, since he said he had no issues. It was a NY WC judge looking at the docs report that made that decision. So for him a found gift.
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He told the story laughing, since he said he had no issues. It was a NY WC judge looking at the docs report that made that decision. So for him a found gift.
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Capt. PatCaptPatrick wrote:Timmy fell off a bar stool, trying to drink Uncle Vic down, and all he got for his trouble was the nick name Thuddddd.
There is an old Italian saying, mention the persons name three times and he will show up. So in this case I don't know if Timmy or Thudd is the appropriate name for that one.
He has been absent for quite a while.
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Re: pushing spouse off of a cliff
My ex had 5 good days a month -- one of the many reasons she is "EX" -- the only battle we had when splitting was who got the dog - I did, that Rottie was as dumb as they could be but he was ten times more lovable than her. I had a voice mail from her I saved for a rainy day -- once her counsel heard it, end of story "you better get home and take the dog to the vet, I think he just ate my coke"Kevin wrote:5?.........I have been told it is 10 days. I am always getting ripped off.
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