Where can I shop now?

[IRGuy]

Yesterday I started my Christmas shopping. When I was ready to check out and pay for my purchases the cashier
said, "Strip down, facing me."

Making a mental note so I could complain to my local Congressman about this running amok security rubbish, but understanding we are afraid of our own shadow these days I did just as she had instructed.

After the shrieking and hysterical remarks finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to how I should position my credit card in the reader.

Nonetheless, I've been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.

They need to make their instructions a little clearer for seniors. Man I hate this getting older stuff.