Friday funny

[Bertramp]

After both suffering from depression for a while, the wife and I were going to commit suicide yesterday.
But strangely enough, once she killed herself, I started to feel a lot better.
So I thought, screw it, I'll soldier on!

[MarkS]

From the something to offend everyone file...........


My girlfriend says that a small penis won't affect our relationship.
Whether she's right or not, I'd prefer it if she didn't have one at all.


Dear Dr. Phil,
I was watching my next door neighbor's wife sunbathing topless from my bedroom window. As I was #@&ing off I turned to notice my wife was just standing there, arms folded...watching me. Is she a pervert or what?

A little kid catches his mom and dad having sex. He says, "What are you doing?"
His father says, "We are making you a little brother."
The boy answers, "Do it doggy style and make me a puppy!"