Redneck Coffee Table

CaptPatrick · Post by **CaptPatrick** » Feb 6th, '07, 21:03

Bruce,

Found the perfect redneck coffee table for your TV room...

Now ya' know what to do with that next big block you can't unload...

Br,

Patrick

Harry Babb · Post by **Harry Babb** » Feb 6th, '07, 21:22

That looks like a high class redneck table............notice the 4 wine bottles in the cylinders............here in Alabama that same table would be accented with Budweiser cans.
Harry Babb

Capt. Mike Holmes · Post by **Capt. Mike Holmes** » Feb 6th, '07, 22:24

Absolutely A-1!

Bruce · Post by **Bruce** » Feb 7th, '07, 07:52

I do have a nice 454 block in the shop.

I much prefer this one,

Chiles · Post by **Chiles** » Feb 7th, '07, 10:15

Those radial engines are the only thing I know of that leak oil more then Timmy's Tubbbbbb

Well, when I bought my 82 Harley from my dad he closed the deal by saying "if you don't see oil undneath it, don't start it. It's empty"

Chiles
(Timmy started it)

Doug Crowther · Post by **Doug Crowther** » Feb 8th, '07, 17:03

Chiles,
The only time a drop of anything has leaked out of mine was when it was lying grip to pavement (!@#$% non-looking mini van driving soccer mom) What do you have stewmaster ?
Doug

thuddddddd · Post by **thuddddddd** » Feb 8th, '07, 17:07

stew nazi.

and BTW that weren't oil leaking on the ground, it was that big old piece of your ass that you ground down, leaking blood.

Call that guy with the doors right now. uh deleated that email send the # again

Doug Crowther · Post by **Doug Crowther** » Feb 8th, '07, 17:38

Timmy- if they weren't attached.....
I'll dig his number up and email it again

Chiles · Post by **Chiles** » Feb 8th, '07, 18:44

Doug,
It was an 82 low rider. Nice bike but in the two years I had it I ony put a few hundred miles on her. I sold her on E-bay to a guy in California. He paid cach an I took it to Maryland for it to be crated and shipped. I just could not get used to not cringing every time I saw a car pulling out in front of me.

I do miss the ride though.

Timmy, get your mind off of male body parts and back on your boat. It needs all the help it can get. At least I had enough sense to get rid of my oil leaking toys. You went out and upgraded to a set of high performance set of squirt cans.

Chiles

Doug Crowther · Post by **Doug Crowther** » Feb 8th, '07, 19:45

Chiles,
I know the feeling you describe well. It's very similar to riding up a very large, backless, wave in my rldt. Feeling your wheels come out of the water, cavitate, and then that interminable period as the entire 7 tons free falls into the trough and hits with a force that feels like you and the boat were dropped from a crane into a concrete parking lot. And then it happens again, and again. And that's @ 7 knots/950 rpms, just enough to keep the nose into the waves.

An old biker once said to me there are only two types of bikers in the world (the whole yuppy scum thing aside): those that have been down, and those that are going down.

Aside from marriage's, spining out a 911 turbo @ triple digit speed in a tree lined turn, and laying down a harley @ 40+ (August no leather) are the two most horrifying things I have ever done.

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thuddddddd · Post by **thuddddddd** » Feb 8th, '07, 20:09

Your both sissy's . I got rid of my street bike, a race spec built duacatti 888 in your basic black, with cool carbon fiber pipes, after one night leaving th condo, making the turn onto the on ramp, and started twisting and shifting. Looked down(stillon the ramp) 135 . Knew then if it didn't go I'd be done. At that time I was still racing bigbore bikes and had skills. Thankfully the proff took me shark fishing and I had a revealation, loved big game fishing and hated RLDT's, so while Chiles says"timmy started it" it was really Mike.

Bruce · Post by **Bruce** » Feb 8th, '07, 20:34

and those that are going down

Load of crap.................

thuddddddd · Post by **thuddddddd** » Feb 8th, '07, 20:37

Bruce, Doug was at a gay biker leather bar, so yes it probably was true.
"those that have been down, and those that are going to go down"

Doug Crowther · Post by **Doug Crowther** » Feb 8th, '07, 20:38

YOU- have been shark fishing ? And it changed your life ?

I remember you chickening out of my crew days before the S. Jersey Shark Tournament in 2005 and thought you were afraid of Mako's. Guess it was just fear of waves, (bigger than those in the Merrimack River oil slick that lapped against the sides of the Tubbb in her former slip) as seen from the very rolling/drifting deck of an rldt while assigned to ladleing the chum.

RALPH !

A girl went in your stead. Now who's the sissy ?

LOL

PS: what are we drinking pres.day/next weekend ?

thuddddddd · Post by **thuddddddd** » Feb 8th, '07, 20:50

I met that girl, she makes Arnold S look like a girly man. And didn't you meet her/him at that gay leather bar???

Same thing as usual, booze...........
hopefully the hot tubb is back, so bring a suit

AndreF · Post by **AndreF** » Feb 8th, '07, 20:54

Chiles,
You hit the nail, cringing when someone pulls out in front of you gets real tiring. I'm selling mine soon, after Doug rides it. Timmy too. I want to see wheelies and a smoking tire.

Doug Crowther · Post by **Doug Crowther** » Feb 8th, '07, 21:05

Timmy,
The last "GAY" bar I was in was that lesbian martini bar you took me to in Portsmouth, NH. Think that was the night I got/left you that love note from the Portsmouth Police in your F250. But I don't remember so good. Glad you found it since I didn't tell you about it !
Didn't we look at some big 54 ft Hatteras somewhere in there ? Damn- mid 40's and crs is setting in

thuddddddd · Post by **thuddddddd** » Feb 8th, '07, 21:09

I was hoping th women would bring you back to team your supposed to play for. 1girl+1girl+ doug equals, errrrrrrrrrrrrrr Capt junior might be looking in so we'll keep it pg

Doug Crowther · Post by **Doug Crowther** » Feb 8th, '07, 21:35

Tim
Let's see where Andre' takes us St Patty's weekend- his taste in bars is better than yours.

thuddddddd · Post by **thuddddddd** » Feb 8th, '07, 21:44

based on ?????

Doug Crowther · Post by **Doug Crowther** » Feb 8th, '07, 22:12

he doesn't own a hatt.

thuddddddd · Post by **thuddddddd** » Feb 9th, '07, 08:49

No he doesn't, which isn't a bad thing, for the rest of us hatt owners, but he does hang out with us, which once again leads back to , based on what?

randall · Post by **randall** » Feb 9th, '07, 09:56

bruce....never been down?........it's amazing how much the road resembles 40 grit sand paper when you slidin across it at 50-60 miles an hour....and i still hung in for six years after that....than ,like timmy, the light bulb came on...went surfing and skiing for ten years to get it out of my system...just not enough personal restraint for bikes

AndreF · Post by **AndreF** » Feb 9th, '07, 19:58

I thought you hung out with US ?

thuddddddd · Post by **thuddddddd** » Feb 10th, '07, 09:58

Andre, every thing depends on your perspective. Mine is that this is really a 41 hatt site, that I let you guys spend time on. big doug got big boat envy, so he's kinda like a junior hatt guy, hense you hanging out with us

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