holiday gift ettiquette

Bertramp · Post by **Bertramp** » Dec 21st, '10, 13:27

Our twice a month cleaning lady happens to be approximately 32 yrs old, is 5'11" tall , sporting a new boob job, and is a very attractive Brazilian cutie.
So my girlfriend asks me "what would you like to give the cleaning lady for Xmas?"
apparently my response "a hicky on the boob and a multiple orgasm" was not considered a reasonable response.
Any volunteers to start my car for me the next few days !! :-D

Ed Curry · Post by **Ed Curry** » Dec 21st, '10, 14:38

I'll volunteer to deliver presents to your cleaning lady! You're on your own with the car.

dougl33 · Post by **dougl33** » Dec 21st, '10, 15:41

A mailman walks up to a door to deliver the mail one December morning. A scantily clad beautiful blonde opens the door and invites him in. Once inside, she immediately tears off his clothes and screws the bejesus out of him. As he's getting dressed, she points to a dollar bill on the dresser and tells him that its for him. Afterwards, she invites him to stay for breakfast.

As the mailman is eating his eggs and bacon, he asks the woman:

"I've been delivering mail to this house for almost a year and you've never even spoken to me. What's going on?"

She answered:

"Well this morning I asked my husband what we should get the mailman for breakfast? He said, "F*ck him, give him a dollar!" Breakfast was my idea!"

IRGuy · Post by **IRGuy** » Dec 21st, '10, 15:50

Bertramp...

So when does the new cleaning woman start?

coolair · Post by **coolair** » Dec 21st, '10, 23:54

i am soooo glad our cleaning lady is old and large!

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Dec 22nd, '10, 08:51

Cleaning lady?? What does she clean?

Rawleigh · Post by **Rawleigh** » Dec 22nd, '10, 10:08

She polishes the knob????

Bertramp · Post by **Bertramp** » Dec 22nd, '10, 13:46

She definitely qualifies as "eye candy", but I know how to behave.
After the first divorce, I SURELY can't afford another.

MarkS · Post by **MarkS** » Dec 22nd, '10, 17:37

Matt I would have never figured you for an old chubby chaser :)

i am soooo glad our cleaning lady is old and large!

Standards? What standards?

coolair · Post by **coolair** » Dec 23rd, '10, 02:11

who needs standards!!
18 to 80 cripple blind or crazy
they cant walk i will drag them!!!
:)

bob lico · Post by **bob lico** » Dec 23rd, '10, 09:37

my kind of guy!

MarkS · Post by **MarkS** » Dec 23rd, '10, 09:52

Gotta love a guy that will take one for the team! Way to go Matt!

Or as one of my buddies always used to say when we would come upon a couple of ladies, (one of them being a little more portly than the other)

"Yours is looking a little fat!"

:)

coolair · Post by **coolair** » Dec 24th, '10, 01:27

as my friend says "gotta love a perdy little fat gal"

MarkS · Post by **MarkS** » Dec 24th, '10, 10:19

First of all apologies to Bertramp for the total hijack!

A fat girl served me food in McDonald's at lunch time. She said 'sorry about the wait.' I said 'don't worry Chubby, you're bound to lose it eventually.'

Bertramp · Post by **Bertramp** » Dec 26th, '10, 10:17

No apology needed .... good clean fun .... hope everyone had a good holiday !!
Got back to FLA early this morning, just missing the snow in the Northeast.

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