Thought of Bruces old tag line....read last line

[Harry Babb]

To Be 6 Again...


A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was
looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not
far off he asked what she'd like to
have for her birthday.

'I'd like to be six again', she replied, still looking in the mirror .

On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall
of Fear, the Screaming Roller Coaster, everything there was.

Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was
reeling and her stomach felt upside
down. He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a
chocolate shake.

Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy,
M&M's. What a fabulous adventure!

Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed
exhausted.


He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, 'Well Dear, what was it like being six
again?'

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.

'I meant my dress size, you retard!!!!'

The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna
get it wrong.

[coolair]

Thats great :-D

[Capt.Frank]

Walter, Thats so true.

[Carl]

Yeah thats why sometimes I just do nothing and I still find myself a few steps ahead.

[randall]

to quote my wife
"if randall says something 100 miles offshore so i cant hear him....................is he still wrong?"

[MarkS]

Funny stuff Harry! It is truely amazing, how is it that we are so freeking stupid?! Oh what the hell, time to fall back on, "No good deed goes unpunished"

M

[chris pague]

We all know all that has been said is So true. But, when the hair dryer, Stove, or any other something happens in the house or to the car, etc we are either a hero or an -------. Can we do anything correctly, you bet we can. Just not to their likeing
The best part is when you say nothing at all. Man that bring is { Whats the matter} There for, leave the room go get a beer and a book.
Chris,JoJo,Cain and Jenna