On the first day of Christmas.....

Bruce · Post by **Bruce** » Dec 16th, '08, 13:25

My true love gave to me.......

A cartridge in a bare tree

randall · Post by **randall** » Dec 16th, '08, 13:45

Carl · Post by **Carl** » Dec 16th, '08, 14:22

randall wrote:oy

yah

bob lico · Post by **bob lico** » Dec 16th, '08, 15:01

what yu doing with that big bore stuff!!!!!!

CaptPatrick · Post by **CaptPatrick** » Dec 16th, '08, 16:13

That lil' thang??? Big boys play with big toys... Gotta' keep them Lords a leaping!

nestorpr · Post by **nestorpr** » Dec 16th, '08, 17:09

On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

Bruce · Post by **Bruce** » Dec 16th, '08, 18:28

Ya gotta at least try and rhyme.

On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me,

Two "Smell the Gloves"

And a cartridge in a bare tree.

JP Dalik · Post by **JP Dalik** » Dec 16th, '08, 19:28

On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me

Three wrench ends

2 "Smell the Gloves"

and a

Cartridge in a bare tree

CaptPatrick · Post by **CaptPatrick** » Dec 16th, '08, 20:15

On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me

Four galling studs

Three wrench ends

2 "Smell the Gloves"

and a

Cartridge in a bare tree

JP Dalik · Post by **JP Dalik** » Dec 16th, '08, 20:52

On the Fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to meeeeee

FIVE!!!!! MOLDING!!!!!!! THINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Four galling studs

Three wrench ends

2 "Smell the Gloves"

and a

Cartridge in a bare tree

CaptPatrick · Post by **CaptPatrick** » Dec 16th, '08, 21:26

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me

Six Greyling a-frying

FIVE!!!!! MOLDING!!!!!!! THINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Four galling studs

Three wrench ends

2 "Smell the Gloves"

and a

Cartridge in a bare tree

Dug · Post by **Dug** » Dec 17th, '08, 09:10

You guys are killing me! I love it!

capy · Post by **capy** » Dec 17th, '08, 11:44

On the seventh day of christmas my true love gave to me...

Seven lawns a trimming!!

Six greyling a frying!!

FIVE!!!!! MOLDING!!!!!!! THINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Four galling studs

Three wrench ends

2 "Smell the Gloves"

and a

Cartridge in a bare tree

CaptPatrick · Post by **CaptPatrick** » Dec 17th, '08, 12:06

On the eighth day of christmas my true love gave to me...

Eight mates a-rigging

Seven lawns a trimming!!

Six greyling a frying!!

FIVE!!!!! MOLDING!!!!!!! THINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Four galling studs

Three wrench ends

2 "Smell the Gloves"

and a

Cartridge in a bare tree

capy · Post by **capy** » Dec 17th, '08, 12:47

On the ninth day of christmas my true love gave to me...

Fine eighties dancing!!

Eight mates a-rigging

Seven lawns a trimming!!

Six greyling a frying!!

FIVE!!!!! MOLDING!!!!!!! THINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Four galling studs

Three wrench ends

2 "Smell the Gloves"

and a

Cartridge in a bare tree

capy · Post by **capy** » Dec 17th, '08, 12:56

On the tenth day of christmas my true love gave to me...

Ten swords a leaping!!

Fine eighties dancing!!

Eight mates a-rigging

Seven lawns a trimming!!

Six greyling a frying!!

FIVE!!!!! MOLDING!!!!!!! THINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Four galling studs

Three wrench ends

2 "Smell the Gloves"

and a

Cartridge in a bare tree

capy · Post by **capy** » Dec 17th, '08, 13:00

On the eleventh day of christmas my true love gave to me...

Eleven stripers striping!!

Ten swords a leaping!!

Fine eighties dancing!!

Eight mates a-rigging

Seven lawns a trimming!!

Six greyling a frying!!

FIVE!!!!! MOLDING!!!!!!! THINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Four galling studs

Three wrench ends

2 "Smell the Gloves"

and a

Cartridge in a bare tree

capy · Post by **capy** » Dec 17th, '08, 13:05

On the twelfth day of christmas my true love gave to me...

12 hummers humming

Eleven stripers striping!!

Ten swords a leaping!!

Fine eighties dancing!!

Eight mates a-rigging

Seven lawns a trimming!!

Six greyling a frying!!

FIVE!!!!! MOLDING!!!!!!! THINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Four galling studs

Three wrench ends

2 "Smell the Gloves"

and a

Cartridge in a bare tree

Rawleigh · Post by **Rawleigh** » Dec 17th, '08, 13:18

Creativity run amok!!! You guys are hilarious!! LOL

CaptPatrick · Post by **CaptPatrick** » Dec 17th, '08, 13:45

And so, brings to a full re-wording of the lyrics to The Twelve Days of Christmas, with Paul, (capy), getting the award for having the most time on his hands.

And the full bertram31.com lyrics go:

On the second day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Two "Smell the Gloves",
And a Cartridge in a bare tree.

On the third day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Three wrench ends,
Two "Smell the Gloves",
And a Cartridge in a bare tree.

On the fourth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Four galling studs,
Three wrench ends,
Two "Smell the Gloves",
And a Cartridge in a bare tree.

On the fifth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
FIVE!!!!! MOLDING!!!!!!! THINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Four galling studs,
Three wrench ends,
Two "Smell the Gloves",
And a Cartridge in a bare tree.

On the sixth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Six greyling a-frying,
FIVE!!!!! MOLDING!!!!!!! THINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Four galling studs,
Three wrench ends,
Two "Smell the Gloves",
And a Cartridge in a bare tree.

On the seventh day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Seven lawns a trimming!!
Six greyling a-frying,
FIVE!!!!! MOLDING!!!!!!! THINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Four galling studs,
Three wrench ends,
Two "Smell the Gloves",
And a Cartridge in a bare tree.

On the eighth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Eight mates a-rigging.
Seven lawns a trimming!!
Six greyling a-frying,
FIVE!!!!! MOLDING!!!!!!! THINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Four galling studs,
Three wrench ends,
Two "Smell the Gloves",
And a Cartridge in a bare tree.

On the ninth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Fine eighties dancing,
Eight mates a-rigging.
Seven lawns a trimming!!
Six greyling a-frying,
FIVE!!!!! MOLDING!!!!!!! THINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Four galling studs,
Three wrench ends,
Two "Smell the Gloves",
And a Cartridge in a bare tree.

On the tenth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Ten Ten swords a leaping
Fine eighties dancing,
Eight mates a-rigging.
Seven lawns a trimming!!
Six greyling a-frying,
FIVE!!!!! MOLDING!!!!!!! THINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Four galling studs,
Three wrench ends,
Two "Smell the Gloves",
And a Cartridge in a bare tree.

On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Eleven Eleven stripers striping
Ten Ten swords a leaping
Fine eighties dancing,
Eight mates a-rigging.
Seven lawns a trimming!!
Six greyling a-frying,
FIVE!!!!! MOLDING!!!!!!! THINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Four galling studs,
Three wrench ends,
Two "Smell the Gloves",
And a Cartridge in a bare tree.

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Twelve Hummers humming
Eleven Eleven stripers striping
Ten Ten swords a leaping
Fine eighties dancing,
Eight mates a-rigging.
Seven lawns a trimming!!
Six greyling a-frying,
FIVE!!!!! MOLDING!!!!!!! THINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Four galling studs,
Three wrench ends,
Two "Smell the Gloves"
And a Cartridge in a bare tree!

In Memory Walter K · Post by **In Memory Walter K** » Dec 17th, '08, 13:58

Edits: Correct Turtle doves and gold rings and it's perfect, suitable for printing and framing!

steve miller · Post by **steve miller** » Dec 17th, '08, 15:19

You guys need to get out more!!!!!!!LOL!!!!!!!

dougl33 · Post by **dougl33** » Dec 17th, '08, 15:38

I'd settle for one hummer! :-D

CaptPatrick · Post by **CaptPatrick** » Dec 17th, '08, 16:16

dougl wrote:I'd settle for one hummer! :-D

Twelve would be a a rather large fleet for the average Joe...

Steve wrote:You guys need to get out more!!!!!!!

I've been trying to do that for the past few days, but I keep getting cold feet... Brrrrrrr!

dougl33 · Post by **dougl33** » Dec 17th, '08, 16:17

I wasn't talking about the SUV!

CaptPatrick · Post by **CaptPatrick** » Dec 17th, '08, 16:31

dougl33 wrote:I wasn't talking about the SUV!

Ahhh, you're wishing for the real deal HMMWV (HumveeÂ®)...

Bruce · Post by **Bruce** » Dec 17th, '08, 17:03

If the first thing in Pats mind when he sees the word Hummer is a car, we all need to chip in for a holiday hooker.

Anybody got Spitzers number so we can get a 3 diamond girl?

CaptPatrick · Post by **CaptPatrick** » Dec 17th, '08, 17:07

Like in "start a Harley Davidson"? Sure do miss my last Hummer. Maybe Santa will bring me a replacement.

Tony Meola · Post by **Tony Meola** » Dec 17th, '08, 22:45

Funny but way too much time on your hands.

nic · Post by **nic** » Dec 17th, '08, 22:56

Congratulations and thanks. You guys are nuts.

Nic

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