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Bruce · Post by **Bruce** » Apr 24th, '07, 22:33

Open a new file on your computer.

Name it The Bayliner

Send it to the trash

Empty the trash

Your PC will ask you do you really want to get rid of The Bayliner

Firmly click yes

Feel better.

Next week we'll do sail boats

Harry Babb · Post by **Harry Babb** » Apr 24th, '07, 22:55

Bruce
I am going to name a file Hillary Clinton..........pretty sure the process will be the same.........I'm sure it will make me feel better

Then we can move on to Sailboats

Harry Babb

RussP · Post by **RussP** » Apr 25th, '07, 07:56

Bruce, whad did a Bayliner come in for service after I left yesterday.

Harry,
We all have strong political feelings! With the housing market at the lowest point in years and gas prices through the roof maybe we should keep this a fun boating forum.

RussP

Ironman · Post by **Ironman** » Apr 25th, '07, 08:24

Lowest point in 1 years?

Tommy · Post by **Tommy** » Apr 25th, '07, 09:03

Bruce,

You're killing me! I've taken a poll and the North Carolina faithful have voted to fly you into Beaufort to be the entertainment for our upcoming NC Rendezvous. Do you think you can get Patrick to come as well?

Tommy

Capt. Mike Holmes · Post by **Capt. Mike Holmes** » Apr 25th, '07, 09:12

Bruce, Monday I talked to the head of the Coast Guard's drug and alcohol test program about the self-test requirement for boat captains and crew. I gave him your idea for the O'Donnel Alcohol
Test Meter. He literally laughed his ass off, then got real quiet and solemnly said, "Sir, I doubt that test would meet our requirements."

I bet he told everybody in his department about it.

Harry Babb · Post by **Harry Babb** » Apr 25th, '07, 09:25

Sorry Russ.........certainly did not mean to step on a nerve

Harry Babb

34Hatt · Post by **34Hatt** » Apr 25th, '07, 10:45

Well I am kind of new here but when I saw the subject and that Bruce posted it I said this should be good!
Well Thanks for not letting me Down ROFLAO.

Capt Dick Dean · Post by **Capt Dick Dean** » Apr 25th, '07, 12:22

I wonder if this works for other nameplates, such as 'silverton'?

Anyway, when the first light breaks I just say "Bertrams For Life".

Bruce · Post by **Bruce** » Apr 25th, '07, 18:51

Sir, I doubt that test would meet our requirements

Mike,
I guess he's never been to a bar at closing time.

Capt. Mike Holmes · Post by **Capt. Mike Holmes** » Apr 25th, '07, 19:20

Or wouldn't admit it.

Heard Rosie got fired from her TV job today, hope our making fun of her didn't have anythign to do with it.

bertram31.com

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