Ammo is scarce these days....

[IRGuy]

With all the paranoia and hate in our world these days I have made it a priority to stay armed and able to protect my family and myself. Ammunition has been scarce locally and whenever I have an opportunity to buy some I get as much as I can.

This morning I lucked out and was able to buy two boxes of ammo at my local WalMart store.

I placed the boxes on the front seat and headed back home, but stopped at a gas station where a drop-dead gorgeous blonde in a short skirt was filling up her car at the next pump.She glanced at the two boxes of ammo, bent over and leaned in my passenger window, and said in a sexy voice, "I'm a big believer in barter, old fella. Would you be interested in trading sex for ammo?"

I thought for a few seconds and asked...

"What kind of ammo 'ya got?"

[MarkS]

You're a dirty old man Frank! Thats why I like you!!

[Tony Meola]

Then Frank woke up.