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3 young boys at a ball game were bragging about how fast their dads were. The first boy said, "My dad is so fast he can hit the ball and run out in the field and catch it before it hits the ground!" The second boy says, "My dad is so fast he can pitch the ball run home and hit it before it hits the ground!" The last boy says, "Thats nuthin, my dad works for the highway department and works from 6 in the morning til 3 in the afternoon and he's home by 2:30 every day!"

And of course a more regional grin;

The true reason for right turn lanes? So the Amish can get around the county highway trucks.

Sounds like the guys working around here....

Traffic backed up for miles, stop and go for 15 minutes into a merge, a mile of cones due to road work. When you get up to where you can actually see somebody...5 guys huddled around one guy with a shovel.

Department of Public Works 2008 Silverado for sale... light body damage, only 2,840 miles, sleeps 4

ill take it