The Italian Wedding Test!
Posted: May 2nd, '12, 08:11
THE ITALIAN WEDDING TEST
I was a very happy man.
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year,
so we decided to get married.
There was only one little thing bothering me..
It was her beautiful, younger sister, Sofia.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
She would regularly bend down when near me and I always got a nice view.
It had to be deliberate - she never did it around anyone else.
One day she called me and asked me to come over "to check my Sister's wedding invitations".
She was alone when I arrived and she whispered that she still had strong feelings for me & couldn't overcome them anymore.
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and said "Before you commit your life to my sister".
Well, I was astonished and couldn't say a word.
She then said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom".
"if you want one last wild fling, just come up and go for it".
I was stunned as I watched her go up the stairs.
I stood there for a moment, turned and made a bee-line for the front door.
I opened the door, and started for my car.
Lord, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me.
He said, 'We are so happy that you have passed our little test.
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter.
Welcome to the family my son..'
And the moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car
I was a very happy man.
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year,
so we decided to get married.
There was only one little thing bothering me..
It was her beautiful, younger sister, Sofia.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
She would regularly bend down when near me and I always got a nice view.
It had to be deliberate - she never did it around anyone else.
One day she called me and asked me to come over "to check my Sister's wedding invitations".
She was alone when I arrived and she whispered that she still had strong feelings for me & couldn't overcome them anymore.
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and said "Before you commit your life to my sister".
Well, I was astonished and couldn't say a word.
She then said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom".
"if you want one last wild fling, just come up and go for it".
I was stunned as I watched her go up the stairs.
I stood there for a moment, turned and made a bee-line for the front door.
I opened the door, and started for my car.
Lord, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me.
He said, 'We are so happy that you have passed our little test.
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter.
Welcome to the family my son..'
And the moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car