bertram31.com

SPEAKING GERMAN IN TEXAS

Here in Texas , where I live, there is a town called New Braunfels , where there is a large German-speaking population.

One day, a local rancher driving down a country road noticed a man using his right hand to drink water from the rancher's stock pond. The rancher rolled down the window and shouted:

"Sehr angenehm! Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen."

Which means: "Glad to meet you! Don't drink the water. The cows have shit in it."

The man shouted back: "I'm from New York and just down here campaigning for Obama's health care plan. I can't understand you. Please speak in English."

The rancher replied: "Use both hands. You'll get more."

It's the absolute gospel, Frank!

Looks like it!! Good for him!

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/lookout/ad- ... 54962.html

"If you are a socialist liberal and/or voted for the current campaigner in chief, please do not take this class. You have already proven that you cannot make a knowledgeable and prudent decision under the law."

"If you are a non-Christian Arab or Muslim, I will not teach you the class!

With no shame; I am Crockett Keller, thank you, and God bless America."

(With correct punctionation, as opposed to how pinko yahoo did it.)



Crocket is one of the good ole' boys next door over in Mason County and he don't mence words. I hear his ad about 10 times a day and chuckle every time. If ya' really want to hear him go off, ask him what he thinks about political correctness...

You gotta love a guy with a hat that big!