Coonass Humor
Posted: Oct 20th, '11, 14:48
Boudreaux and Thibodeaux went camping in the desert. After
they got their tent all set up, both men crawled in and fell sound asleep. Some hours
later, Thibodeaux woke Boudreaux and said, "Ma sha, look towards da sky,
what you see?"
Boudreaux replied, "I see millions of stars."
"What dat tell you?" asked Thibodeaux.
Boudreaux pondered for a minute then said: "Astronomically
speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially
billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in
Leo.
Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in
the morning. Theologically,God is all-powerful and we
are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will
have a beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you, Thibodeaux?"
Thibodeaux says: "Boudreaux, you dumber than cow s**t. It mean somebody done stole da tent
they got their tent all set up, both men crawled in and fell sound asleep. Some hours
later, Thibodeaux woke Boudreaux and said, "Ma sha, look towards da sky,
what you see?"
Boudreaux replied, "I see millions of stars."
"What dat tell you?" asked Thibodeaux.
Boudreaux pondered for a minute then said: "Astronomically
speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially
billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in
Leo.
Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in
the morning. Theologically,God is all-powerful and we
are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will
have a beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you, Thibodeaux?"
Thibodeaux says: "Boudreaux, you dumber than cow s**t. It mean somebody done stole da tent