I feel like Ken.

Brewster Minton · Post by **Brewster Minton** » Oct 14th, '11, 15:49

One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to aToy Shop and asks the sales person, 'How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?' The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean, Sir? We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95'.

The amazed father asks: 'It's what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie
$265.95 and the others only $19.95?'

The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: 'Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls.

JohnCranston · Post by **JohnCranston** » Oct 14th, '11, 16:06

Brew,
Good one!

randall · Post by **randall** » Oct 14th, '11, 16:07

ken's balls?......i dont think so.

but i get the idea.

Charlie J · Post by **Charlie J** » Oct 14th, '11, 16:59

lol thats so tru

PeterPalmieri · Post by **PeterPalmieri** » Oct 14th, '11, 18:13

Look at the bright side. At least you don't feel like ballerina barbie.

Brewster Minton · Post by **Brewster Minton** » Oct 14th, '11, 18:27

Pete, that whould cost less.

In Memory Walter K · Post by **In Memory Walter K** » Oct 14th, '11, 18:45

It's best defined as the screwing you get for the screwing you got! If you do the mathematics, hookers make more sense.

Brewster Minton · Post by **Brewster Minton** » Oct 14th, '11, 18:47

I was told, if it flys, floats or f$#ks, you should rent it. I should have listened

Tony Meola · Post by **Tony Meola** » Oct 14th, '11, 19:08

Brew

Don't forget the house cleaning etc. Everything is rentable. It is a take out world.

Harry Babb · Post by **Harry Babb** » Oct 14th, '11, 19:50

Good one Brew......good way to wrap up the week.....gave me a good laugh

hb

Bertramp · Post by **Bertramp** » Oct 15th, '11, 09:24

sadly .... this is true even in the toy world !!

Bob H. · Post by **Bob H.** » Oct 15th, '11, 19:37

Brew, The princess is under the floating catagory, could never rent such killn machine, all others rent away...decal should be ready end of the week...BH

TailhookTom · Post by **TailhookTom** » Oct 16th, '11, 09:56

To Walter's point -- I remember back to Charlie Sheen's first, second or third public meltdown (don't remember which one) when he was implicated in the Heidi Fleiss scandal == his response was "I never paid anyone for sex -- I paid them to leave after" If only it was that simple!

Bertramp · Post by **Bertramp** » Oct 16th, '11, 10:54

sadly enough, many of us have suffered the "Ken" scenario.
Trust me when I say, "it's cheaper to keep her" !
I bought a boat and real estate twice. :-(

IRGuy · Post by **IRGuy** » Oct 16th, '11, 12:49

One of my best friends is the owner of a boat I sailed on for many miles.. we usually had a crew of 5 or 6 for an open ocean long distance race. One of the crew members was a young guy who was head over heels in love with a girl most of us knew.

One day at sea the owner (who had just gone through a nasty divorce) and I were sitting in the cockpit with the young guy and he mentioned he was thinking about asking the girl to marry him.

The owner put his arm around the guy's shoulders in a father to son sort of embrace and said...

"Rick.. do yourself a favor.. instead of getting married, go to the nearest bar you can find.. find the ugliest, nastiest woman in the place.. buy her several drinks, give her all your money and the keys to your house and car..

Then.. get on with the second half of your life!"

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