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A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor I have this little problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much."
"They never smell and are always silent."
"In fact, I've farted at least 20 times since I've been here in your office. You didn't know I was farting because they didn't smell and were silent."

The doctor says, "I see. Take these pills and come back to see me next week."
The next week, the lady goes back. "Doctor," she says, "I don't know what the heck you gave me, but now my farts... although still silent, stink terribly."

"Good," the doctor says, "now that we have cleared up your sinuses, we can work on your hearing." !! :-O

Funny...

Well......one good funny deserves another.....

Last Tuesday President Obama got off the helicopter in front of The White House - carrying a baby piglet under each arm.
The squared-away Marine guard snapped to attention, saluted and said:

"Nice pigs, sir."
The President replied: "These are not pigs.  These are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs.  I got one for Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, and I got one for Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi."

The squared-away Marine again snapped to attention, salutes and said, "Excellent trade, sir."

An oldie, Harry, but it always gets me.
During the last National election I sent this out and received a diatribe about propriety from a DEM friend, yes I still have one. Two months later I sent the same joke to the same group using President Bush, Condy Rice and and another Republican female of note. Got an 'atta boy' from the same Dem and not a derisive word from any of my Republican friends.
Heat in the kitchen comes to mind.