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holiday gift ettiquette
Posted: Dec 21st, '10, 13:27
by Bertramp
Our twice a month cleaning lady happens to be approximately 32 yrs old, is 5'11" tall , sporting a new boob job, and is a very attractive Brazilian cutie.
So my girlfriend asks me "what would you like to give the cleaning lady for Xmas?"
apparently my response "a hicky on the boob and a multiple orgasm" was not considered a reasonable response.
Any volunteers to start my car for me the next few days !! :-D
Posted: Dec 21st, '10, 14:38
by Ed Curry
I'll volunteer to deliver presents to your cleaning lady! You're on your own with the car.
Posted: Dec 21st, '10, 15:41
by dougl33
A mailman walks up to a door to deliver the mail one December morning. A scantily clad beautiful blonde opens the door and invites him in. Once inside, she immediately tears off his clothes and screws the bejesus out of him. As he's getting dressed, she points to a dollar bill on the dresser and tells him that its for him. Afterwards, she invites him to stay for breakfast.
As the mailman is eating his eggs and bacon, he asks the woman:
"I've been delivering mail to this house for almost a year and you've never even spoken to me. What's going on?"
She answered:
"Well this morning I asked my husband what we should get the mailman for breakfast? He said, "F*ck him, give him a dollar!" Breakfast was my idea!"
Posted: Dec 21st, '10, 15:50
by IRGuy
Bertramp...
So when does the new cleaning woman start?
Posted: Dec 21st, '10, 23:54
by coolair
i am soooo glad our cleaning lady is old and large!
Posted: Dec 22nd, '10, 08:51
by Mikey
Cleaning lady?? What does she clean?
Posted: Dec 22nd, '10, 10:08
by Rawleigh
She polishes the knob????
Posted: Dec 22nd, '10, 13:46
by Bertramp
She definitely qualifies as "eye candy", but I know how to behave.
After the first divorce, I SURELY can't afford another.
Posted: Dec 22nd, '10, 17:37
by MarkS
Matt I would have never figured you for an old chubby chaser :)
i am soooo glad our cleaning lady is old and large!
Standards? What standards?
Posted: Dec 23rd, '10, 02:11
by coolair
who needs standards!!
18 to 80 cripple blind or crazy
they cant walk i will drag them!!!
:)
Posted: Dec 23rd, '10, 09:37
by bob lico
my kind of guy!
Posted: Dec 23rd, '10, 09:52
by MarkS
Gotta love a guy that will take one for the team! Way to go Matt!
Or as one of my buddies always used to say when we would come upon a couple of ladies, (one of them being a little more portly than the other)
"Yours is looking a little fat!"
:)
Posted: Dec 24th, '10, 01:27
by coolair
as my friend says "gotta love a perdy little fat gal"
Posted: Dec 24th, '10, 10:19
by MarkS
First of all apologies to Bertramp for the total hijack!
A fat girl served me food in McDonald's at lunch time. She said 'sorry about the wait.' I said 'don't worry Chubby, you're bound to lose it eventually.'
Posted: Dec 26th, '10, 10:17
by Bertramp
No apology needed .... good clean fun .... hope everyone had a good holiday !!
Got back to FLA early this morning, just missing the snow in the Northeast.