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http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/7463153/ This is the final cut Redux

academy award material if you ask me.

It was fun to make. I will try to make it better.

That is Hillarious! Christ, a perfect video Christmas card...Father's Day card, (or Mother's Day Card), or congratulations on your Divorce card! I love it!

I just watched it with my wife--we were in tears we were laughing so hard. Thanks.

Way too cool, Brew!

Hey Brew, you're killing me man! I lived that very scene ten years ago, and never regretted going down that road (after I took out the trash, of course). I'm surprised he didn't tell his wife that he was going to the FLL Boat Show and stay in the Flop House. Thanks for the day-brightener.....

Robotic! lol

Brewster,
Wicked Pisser

Great job, I really got a great laugh "I will take away your computer" HA

http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/7463153/ this is the final cut / Redux

Awsome Brewster.

Hello, My name's Mikey and I'm aboataholic.
Hi, Mikey
It all started when . . .

Brew... I just fell out of my chair laughing. Awesome!!!!!!! Thanks!!!! I needed that. It is strangely inspirational... I must rebuild my 31 Bertram... Uh oh, its getting me!!!

VERY FUNNY STUFF !!! ..... but there's lots of boats to bash before Hatterasses.

Ok, I have been silenced (for a moment).

I forwarded the link to Liz, who also thought it hilarious. Then she asked the following question -

"Yes. But what makes me mad is that I never questioned why you need to rebuild it if it’s the best boat ever built. Damn it. Rather embarrassing."

I have no answer...

Bertramp wrote:VERY FUNNY STUFF !!! ..... but there's lots of boats to bash before Hatterasses.

I'm thinking Brew could get banned for comparing a Bert to a BayHole, and I'm sure the Viking crowd feels left out. Randall gave me a heads up on this one. Funny stuff for sure!!

Well, you guys who know the long time history on this board, and I mean the 10 year guys, know that there was a fun friend named Timmy or Thudd who functioned much like our court jester for many years. He kept our heads from getting a little too big sometimes, and always was good for a laugh. He also took a fair amount of abuse, primarily because he owned a Hatteras, self named as "The Tubb".

So that poke is completely called for, and more Thudd oriented rather than brand oriented. No one here has ever sullied a viking...at least not qutie in the same way. :)

Brewster, I fell over laughing at that one....I too am a Bertram (aholic)......MUST CATCH GIANT BLUEFIN....In my "rebuilt" 31 Bertram Bahia Mar....Great job need to play that one again...there is no cure for it guys...BH

Dug you are right my freind. It was directed to TiMMYYYY

Brewster Minton wrote:Dug you are right my freind. It was directed to TiMMYYYY

If you had Thuddd in mind, you should have mentioned RLDT in that skit.

I tried but the computer voice would not say it right.

Freebird wrote:If you had Thuddd in mind, you should have mentioned RLDT in that skit.

After reading this and then watching the skirt all I could think of is doing one for Thudddd I must cut up a good boat and turn it into a Pile of Shit!!!


Funny shit Brewster laugh my ass off but a Hatteras as a clorox bottle well maybe some of the new MY.....

Brewster Minton wrote:I tried but the computer voice would not say it right.

You have to trick that software to get it to say what you want. Type in are el dee tea and it'll give you what you want. Ask me how I know! LOL

Brew, you da man.......and its all true.....I must rebuild a 31 Bertram....spit my clear all over the keys......

UV

Just the image of that had me rolling again UV!!!!

Brewster,
My wife laughed her but off and said has heard this same thing for 13 years now.
Awsome.

that called for a double shot of Brewster juice , super.

Brew
Jo Ann is still laughing.....she really liked the idea of burying me in the sand box! ! ! And now she also wants to know if its such a good boat why does it need rebuilding.....you did a great job there my friend.

Brew wrote:I tried but the computer voice would not say it right.

May try spelling it out ARE ELL DEE TEE


hb

This is about to become a classic.

Not showing this to my wife. She knows the repower has cost a lot. She just has not been able to figure out how much a lot is. And she does not need any help in figuring it out.

I could not have done it without you guys. Sorry I could not have included everyone. Im not that smart.

Oh my God, time to change my tighty whities...LMAO

It's hurts!!! I am laughing so hard, it hurts! That skit is awesome! I think he's actually got quite a good point. Makes perfect sense to me. The funniest part is, I've already got one divorce and one Bertram under my belt...and yes, those two are not conicidental. Thanks for the laugh, Cheers!

Brewster that was just awesome!! Made my wife and I in tears, sooooo funny!! Thanks!!

GREAT JOB! Very funny!

That would have to be one BIG sand box to bury us all in...Harry tell miss Joanne your making a family heirloom to pass on to all those grand kids..not rebuildn..BH

Bob wrote:Harry tell miss Joanne your making a family heirloom to pass on to all those grand kids

She's thinking pickling me with the bottle of Patron that I brought back from Greenport, then placing my body inside DeNada the burying the whole kitten and kabodle in the sandbox.

I came home really late the other night and she met me at the door.....where have you been she says. I said well.....I stopped at the pub and had a few drinks with my buddys and while there I met this gorgeus blonde, struck up a conversation and then went home with her and enjoyed several hours of wild passion.......to which she responded......you lying ass, you been down at the boat grinding fiberglass again havn't you???


Really......a lot of you guys have met Jo Ann......you know all this is just talking "Smack".......she wants me to get DeNada back in the water as bad as I do.....she is my best friend.....

hb

That was great! I sent it to my wife and sons and they all said the same thing: "What the hell is that??!!!" My favorite was "I'll bury you in the sandbox after I kill you!" Excelente! :-D

Ive seen these for giant tuna, and for 50 pound striped bass. This one is ten times better!!!!! Amazing!! Great job!!!!!

Brew -

Very cool!

My wife thinks you need the line "There will be no time for sex if you don't have time for chores..."

Ian.

caren came back from florida and saw this...cracked her up!!

Did the head guys at Bertram see this?

i think they have mixed feelings about 31s. on one hand the "best boat ever built" has their name on it........on the other..."the best boat ever built" is a boat yhey dont build and had nothing to do with. but it would be funny to anyone even remotely involved.

You must have started something Brew, check it out about a White marlin Tournament.

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DQ

I'm still laughing ... and being told ... "it's the story of my life" ... from she who knows!

I need to watch it again now and laugh some more:-)

Thanks Brew.

had to watch this again....still really good.