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A boater and his wife's diaries

Posted: Oct 21st, '10, 14:29
by Bruce
Her Diary:

Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner.

I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on it.

Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but he didn't say much. I asked
him what was wrong; He said, 'Nothing.' I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset.
He said he wasn't upset, that it had nothing to do with me,
and not to worry about it.

On the way home, I told him that I loved him.
He smiled slightly, and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior I don't know why he didn't say, 'I love you, too.'

When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there quietly, and watched TV.
He continued to seem distant and absent.
Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed. About 15
minutes later, he came to bed.

To my surprise, he responded to my caress, and we made love. But I still felt that he was distracted, and his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep - I cried. I don't know what to do.

I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else.

My life is a disaster.



His Diary:

Boat wouldn't start today. Can't figure it out, but at least I got laid.

Posted: Oct 21st, '10, 16:56
by bob lico
excellent!!!

Posted: Oct 21st, '10, 17:07
by Harry Babb
Bruce
I've been told that I don't smile much...and probably don't.....but I gotta tell ya that one made me laugh out loud....now that's funny! ! !

hb

Posted: Oct 21st, '10, 18:03
by Brewster Minton
Its more funny because we would all do the same thing.

Posted: Oct 21st, '10, 19:00
by AndreF
I resemble that remark

Posted: Oct 22nd, '10, 10:01
by Mack
Thanks for the laugh...I needed that!

Posted: Oct 22nd, '10, 16:41
by Cunado
HILARIOUS!!

Posted: Oct 31st, '10, 04:52
by adams
At first I was wondering what the hell was going on....but that is too funny.

Posted: Oct 31st, '10, 09:22
by Mikey
Damn, I need to try that.
Thanks

Posted: Oct 31st, '10, 09:31
by Charlie J
mikey
if anyone could pull it off it would be you