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Your culinary visions are showing, Mark.... But I do like the squirel beer bottles.

Rather than go for the absurd price of a bottle of Brew Dog, just make reusable coozies from critters. Load from the bottom... We've got a slew of redneck taxidermists around central Texas that'd do a jamb up job.

If you want the alcohol kick of Brew Dog, just add a shot of Everclear to the Bud.

All you'd need then is the deer hindend door bell...

I was intrigued by the deep fried beer!

That door bell makes my finger stink......................again.

I would think Randall could carve up a bunch of these!

I don't know it looks pretty intricate around the button?

Is that a court summons or a foreclosure notice hanging on the storm door knob?

the only way that would be better is if it was on a trailer