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It's almost that time of year again and I know this tickles me a heck of a lot more than any of you but I just had to share..............

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I met a fairy today that granted me one wish.

"I want to live forever, " I said.

"Sorry" said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that!"
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"Fine" I said, "I want to die after the Vikings win the Super Bowl!"

"You crafty bastard," said the fairy.

Football season begins when baseball season ends, and not a moment before.

Which for a Mets fan..........was a couple of weeks ago.........

mike ohlstein wrote:Football season begins when baseball season ends, and not a moment before. Which for a Mets fan..........was a couple of weeks ago.........

For me its a few weeks before the playoffs. The weather here in Sept and Oct is just too nice to spend Sundays in front of a TV, plus the level of play rises dramatically as teams try to make the playoffs.

mike ohlstein wrote:Football season begins when baseball season ends, and not a moment before.

Which for a Mets fan..........was a couple of weeks ago.........

santana complete game shut out...mets lead the league in shut outs....now for the bad news......do you want the short list or the looooooooooong one?