Italian funny
Posted: Jul 16th, '10, 07:19
An old Italian man is dying.
He calls his grandson to his bedside... " Guido, I wan' you lissina me.
I
wan' you to take-a my chrome plated .38 revolver so you will always
remember
me."
"But grandpa, I really don't like guns. How about you leave me your
Rolex
watch instead?"
"You lissina me, boy. Somma day you gonna be runna da business, you
gonna
have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home and maybe a couple of bambinos. Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you wife
inna bed with
another man...
Whatta you gonna do then?
"Pointa to you watch and say, 'Time's Up'?"
He calls his grandson to his bedside... " Guido, I wan' you lissina me.
I
wan' you to take-a my chrome plated .38 revolver so you will always
remember
me."
"But grandpa, I really don't like guns. How about you leave me your
Rolex
watch instead?"
"You lissina me, boy. Somma day you gonna be runna da business, you
gonna
have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home and maybe a couple of bambinos. Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you wife
inna bed with
another man...
Whatta you gonna do then?
"Pointa to you watch and say, 'Time's Up'?"