Italian funny

[Harry Babb]

An old Italian man is dying.

He calls his grandson to his bedside... " Guido, I wan' you lissina me.
I
wan' you to take-a my chrome plated .38 revolver so you will always
remember
me."

"But grandpa, I really don't like guns. How about you leave me your
Rolex
watch instead?"

"You lissina me, boy. Somma day you gonna be runna da business, you
gonna
have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home and maybe a couple of bambinos. Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you wife
inna bed with
another man...

Whatta you gonna do then?

"Pointa to you watch and say, 'Time's Up'?"