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You know you live in the South when.....

Posted: Feb 18th, '10, 09:36
by In Memory of Vicroy
a headline in this morning's Baton Rouge newspaper shouts: FIRE PROBED AT ST. HELENA PIGS LIPS PLANT......

UV

Posted: Feb 18th, '10, 10:11
by Rawleigh
Hot Lips!!!

Posted: Feb 18th, '10, 10:28
by IRGuy
As a transplanted yankee I have to ask...

Why would someone in St. Helena plant pigs lips somewhere? Was there a fire in their garden.. or what? Do you grow a whole pig if you only plant the lips? Or, do you just get another batch of lips? How do you know when to harvest them?

I know about investing in pork bellies.. but is there also a market for pigs lips?

Come on UV.. inquiring minds want to know!

Posted: Feb 18th, '10, 10:39
by In Memory of Vicroy
Well, St. Helena is a rural Parish near Baton Rouge. Pickled Pigs Lips are big among democrats.....an entire industrial facility (plant) was devoted to the production of such lips....and pickled pigs feet, ears, snouts as well as other pink pickled pigs parts.

The President will probably declare St. Helena a federal diaster area and send Joe Biden to comfort the deprived.....

UV

Posted: Feb 18th, '10, 10:59
by Charlie J
thanks uv
i needed a good laugh today

Posted: Feb 18th, '10, 12:57
by Brewster Minton
There are pig lips and ears in SlimJims. Yummmy.

Posted: Feb 18th, '10, 13:24
by pacific marlin
Pink pickled pigs parts!!!!!!

Try saying that 10 times when you've had a few Buds'

Good one UV.

Posted: Feb 18th, '10, 22:15
by Tony Meola
ROTFL

Don't worry Joe Bidden will never find it. He still thinks its the 20th Century.

Posted: Feb 19th, '10, 05:52
by Bruce
Why would you eat pigs feet, lips, ears and other nasty parts when PORK CHOPS, PORK ROAST, PORK RIBS and a nice big fat smoked ham is available from the same animal?

Posted: Feb 19th, '10, 09:39
by In Memory of Vicroy
Bruce, its a democrat thing, but in the end, George Bush's fault.

UV