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When you're from the country you look at things a little different...

A rancher got in his pickup and drove to a neighboring ranch and knocked at the door.
A young boy, about 9, opened the door. "Is yer Dad home?" the rancher asked.

"No Sir, he ain't," the boy replied. "He went into town.."

"Well," said the rancher, "is yer Mom here?"

"No Sir, she ain't here neither. She went into town with Dad."

"How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?"

"He went with Mom and Dad."

The rancher stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the
other and mumbling to himself.

"Is there anything I can do fer ya?' the boy asked politely. "I know where all the

tools are, if you want to borrow one. Or maybe I could take a message fer Dad."

"Well," said the rancher uncomfortably, "I really wanted to talk to yer Dad.

It's about your brother Howard getting my daughter pregnant."

The boy considered for a moment. "You would have to talk to Pa about
that," he finally conceded. "If it helps you any, I know that Pa charges $500 for the

bull and $50 for the hog, but I really don't know how much he gets fer Howard."

Howard cant be worth more than 5$. Headin down to Orange Beach for ten days, staying at the Wharf, any reccomendations for charters and good waterin holes? Checking in saturday the 20th, thanks BH.

Bob
When I charter I go in with a group of friends and we go out on the Sea Spray...owner and captian Bill Staff. I have no idea of his current schedule. I will check with a couple of friends that are more in the know tomorrow and get back with you.

There are several watering holes around that I like but my favoite is Tacky Jackys located right across the road from Orange Beach Marina.

I will like to meet with you for dinner or drinks one evening.
Call my office at 251-928-5291 or my cell at 251-510-5293.

Ya know....Howard may command a bit more than $5.00.....there are a few folks around here that have pedigree papers.....HaHa

Harry