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Contractions

Posted: Mar 24th, '09, 08:22
by Dug
I couldn't resist today...

A professor at the University of Mississippi was giving a lecture on 'Involuntary Muscular Contractions' to his first year medical students. Realizing this was not the most riveting subject, the professor decided to lighten the mood slightly.

He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said, 'Do you know what your ass hole is doing while you're having an orgasm?' She replied, 'Probably elk hunting with his buddies.'

It took 45 minutes to restore order in the classroom...

Posted: Mar 24th, '09, 08:24
by Brewster Minton
now that made me choke it was so funny

Posted: Mar 24th, '09, 09:14
by Buju
Glad you posted that one Dug... hilarious.

Posted: Mar 24th, '09, 09:50
by jspiezio
Very Funny.

Posted: Mar 24th, '09, 13:40
by Rawleigh
I sent that to one of my partners who loves deer hunting and asked if it was his wife in the class!!!

Posted: Mar 24th, '09, 14:13
by Bertramp
I think that woman is crazy .... a gun used for elk is awfully big !

Posted: Mar 24th, '09, 15:03
by Dug
I didn't know which was more funny to me, that a teacher would ask his student this question (of course he had to, as that was the root of the joke...) or the answer.

Either way, I saw it as well worth sharing!

Dug

Posted: Mar 24th, '09, 22:28
by Capt. DQ
It would have been great to see his face expression on that answer. LOL that was great.

DQ