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'Well you see, Norm, it's like this . . . A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the heard is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first . This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.

And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.'
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i always wondered about that
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I'm nowhere near as smart now as I once was... 50 years ago, I knew it all. Now, I don't even know how much all is...
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The older I get....

The better I was!
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Started the night with Pirates Choice Rum. That ran out and went to Bud Light. Can't remember why I am typing.
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What's really odd is how much smarter my parents have gotten in recent years........I can remember when they did not know anything at all....Ha Ha

Harry
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I'm not as good as I once was
but I'm as good once as I ever was.
Oh, wrong head . . .
more rum!
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So maybe this is why my best fishing is standing at the bar.
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