On the first day of Christmas.....
Posted: Dec 16th, '08, 13:25
My true love gave to me.......
A cartridge in a bare tree
A cartridge in a bare tree
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On the first day of Christmas.....
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Posted: Dec 16th, '08, 13:45
oy
Posted: Dec 16th, '08, 14:22
yahrandall wrote:oy
Posted: Dec 16th, '08, 15:01
what yu doing with that big bore stuff!!!!!!
Posted: Dec 16th, '08, 16:13
That lil' thang??? Big boys play with big toys... Gotta' keep them Lords a leaping!
Posted: Dec 16th, '08, 17:09
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
Posted: Dec 16th, '08, 18:28
Ya gotta at least try and rhyme.
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Two "Smell the Gloves"
And a cartridge in a bare tree.
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Two "Smell the Gloves"
And a cartridge in a bare tree.
Posted: Dec 16th, '08, 19:28
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Three wrench ends
2 "Smell the Gloves"
and a
Cartridge in a bare tree
Three wrench ends
2 "Smell the Gloves"
and a
Cartridge in a bare tree
Posted: Dec 16th, '08, 20:15
On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Four galling studs
Three wrench ends
2 "Smell the Gloves"
and a
Cartridge in a bare tree
Four galling studs
Three wrench ends
2 "Smell the Gloves"
and a
Cartridge in a bare tree
Posted: Dec 16th, '08, 20:52
On the Fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to meeeeee
FIVE!!!!! MOLDING!!!!!!! THINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Four galling studs
Three wrench ends
2 "Smell the Gloves"
and a
Cartridge in a bare tree
FIVE!!!!! MOLDING!!!!!!! THINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Four galling studs
Three wrench ends
2 "Smell the Gloves"
and a
Cartridge in a bare tree
Posted: Dec 16th, '08, 21:26
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Six Greyling a-frying
FIVE!!!!! MOLDING!!!!!!! THINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Four galling studs
Three wrench ends
2 "Smell the Gloves"
and a
Cartridge in a bare tree
Six Greyling a-frying
FIVE!!!!! MOLDING!!!!!!! THINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Four galling studs
Three wrench ends
2 "Smell the Gloves"
and a
Cartridge in a bare tree
Posted: Dec 17th, '08, 09:10
You guys are killing me! I love it!
Posted: Dec 17th, '08, 11:44
On the seventh day of christmas my true love gave to me...
Seven lawns a trimming!!
Six greyling a frying!!
FIVE!!!!! MOLDING!!!!!!! THINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Four galling studs
Three wrench ends
2 "Smell the Gloves"
and a
Cartridge in a bare tree
Seven lawns a trimming!!
Six greyling a frying!!
FIVE!!!!! MOLDING!!!!!!! THINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Four galling studs
Three wrench ends
2 "Smell the Gloves"
and a
Cartridge in a bare tree
Posted: Dec 17th, '08, 12:06
On the eighth day of christmas my true love gave to me...
Eight mates a-rigging
Seven lawns a trimming!!
Six greyling a frying!!
FIVE!!!!! MOLDING!!!!!!! THINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Four galling studs
Three wrench ends
2 "Smell the Gloves"
and a
Cartridge in a bare tree
Eight mates a-rigging
Seven lawns a trimming!!
Six greyling a frying!!
FIVE!!!!! MOLDING!!!!!!! THINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Four galling studs
Three wrench ends
2 "Smell the Gloves"
and a
Cartridge in a bare tree
Posted: Dec 17th, '08, 12:47
On the ninth day of christmas my true love gave to me...
Fine eighties dancing!!
Eight mates a-rigging
Seven lawns a trimming!!
Six greyling a frying!!
FIVE!!!!! MOLDING!!!!!!! THINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Four galling studs
Three wrench ends
2 "Smell the Gloves"
and a
Cartridge in a bare tree
Fine eighties dancing!!
Eight mates a-rigging
Seven lawns a trimming!!
Six greyling a frying!!
FIVE!!!!! MOLDING!!!!!!! THINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Four galling studs
Three wrench ends
2 "Smell the Gloves"
and a
Cartridge in a bare tree
Posted: Dec 17th, '08, 12:56
On the tenth day of christmas my true love gave to me...
Ten swords a leaping!!
Fine eighties dancing!!
Eight mates a-rigging
Seven lawns a trimming!!
Six greyling a frying!!
FIVE!!!!! MOLDING!!!!!!! THINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Four galling studs
Three wrench ends
2 "Smell the Gloves"
and a
Cartridge in a bare tree
Ten swords a leaping!!
Fine eighties dancing!!
Eight mates a-rigging
Seven lawns a trimming!!
Six greyling a frying!!
FIVE!!!!! MOLDING!!!!!!! THINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Four galling studs
Three wrench ends
2 "Smell the Gloves"
and a
Cartridge in a bare tree
Posted: Dec 17th, '08, 13:00
On the eleventh day of christmas my true love gave to me...
Eleven stripers striping!!
Ten swords a leaping!!
Fine eighties dancing!!
Eight mates a-rigging
Seven lawns a trimming!!
Six greyling a frying!!
FIVE!!!!! MOLDING!!!!!!! THINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Four galling studs
Three wrench ends
2 "Smell the Gloves"
and a
Cartridge in a bare tree
Eleven stripers striping!!
Ten swords a leaping!!
Fine eighties dancing!!
Eight mates a-rigging
Seven lawns a trimming!!
Six greyling a frying!!
FIVE!!!!! MOLDING!!!!!!! THINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Four galling studs
Three wrench ends
2 "Smell the Gloves"
and a
Cartridge in a bare tree
Posted: Dec 17th, '08, 13:05
On the twelfth day of christmas my true love gave to me...
12 hummers humming
Eleven stripers striping!!
Ten swords a leaping!!
Fine eighties dancing!!
Eight mates a-rigging
Seven lawns a trimming!!
Six greyling a frying!!
FIVE!!!!! MOLDING!!!!!!! THINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Four galling studs
Three wrench ends
2 "Smell the Gloves"
and a
Cartridge in a bare tree
12 hummers humming
Eleven stripers striping!!
Ten swords a leaping!!
Fine eighties dancing!!
Eight mates a-rigging
Seven lawns a trimming!!
Six greyling a frying!!
FIVE!!!!! MOLDING!!!!!!! THINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Four galling studs
Three wrench ends
2 "Smell the Gloves"
and a
Cartridge in a bare tree
Posted: Dec 17th, '08, 13:18
Creativity run amok!!! You guys are hilarious!! LOL
Posted: Dec 17th, '08, 13:45
And so, brings to a full re-wording of the lyrics to The Twelve Days of Christmas, with Paul, (capy), getting the award for having the most time on his hands.
And the full bertram31.com lyrics go:
On the second day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Two "Smell the Gloves",
And a Cartridge in a bare tree.
On the third day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Three wrench ends,
Two "Smell the Gloves",
And a Cartridge in a bare tree.
On the fourth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Four galling studs,
Three wrench ends,
Two "Smell the Gloves",
And a Cartridge in a bare tree.
On the fifth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
FIVE!!!!! MOLDING!!!!!!! THINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Four galling studs,
Three wrench ends,
Two "Smell the Gloves",
And a Cartridge in a bare tree.
On the sixth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Six greyling a-frying,
FIVE!!!!! MOLDING!!!!!!! THINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Four galling studs,
Three wrench ends,
Two "Smell the Gloves",
And a Cartridge in a bare tree.
On the seventh day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Seven lawns a trimming!!
Six greyling a-frying,
FIVE!!!!! MOLDING!!!!!!! THINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Four galling studs,
Three wrench ends,
Two "Smell the Gloves",
And a Cartridge in a bare tree.
On the eighth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Eight mates a-rigging.
Seven lawns a trimming!!
Six greyling a-frying,
FIVE!!!!! MOLDING!!!!!!! THINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Four galling studs,
Three wrench ends,
Two "Smell the Gloves",
And a Cartridge in a bare tree.
On the ninth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Fine eighties dancing,
Eight mates a-rigging.
Seven lawns a trimming!!
Six greyling a-frying,
FIVE!!!!! MOLDING!!!!!!! THINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Four galling studs,
Three wrench ends,
Two "Smell the Gloves",
And a Cartridge in a bare tree.
On the tenth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Ten Ten swords a leaping
Fine eighties dancing,
Eight mates a-rigging.
Seven lawns a trimming!!
Six greyling a-frying,
FIVE!!!!! MOLDING!!!!!!! THINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Four galling studs,
Three wrench ends,
Two "Smell the Gloves",
And a Cartridge in a bare tree.
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Eleven Eleven stripers striping
Ten Ten swords a leaping
Fine eighties dancing,
Eight mates a-rigging.
Seven lawns a trimming!!
Six greyling a-frying,
FIVE!!!!! MOLDING!!!!!!! THINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Four galling studs,
Three wrench ends,
Two "Smell the Gloves",
And a Cartridge in a bare tree.
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Twelve Hummers humming
Eleven Eleven stripers striping
Ten Ten swords a leaping
Fine eighties dancing,
Eight mates a-rigging.
Seven lawns a trimming!!
Six greyling a-frying,
FIVE!!!!! MOLDING!!!!!!! THINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Four galling studs,
Three wrench ends,
Two "Smell the Gloves"
And a Cartridge in a bare tree!
And the full bertram31.com lyrics go:
On the second day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Two "Smell the Gloves",
And a Cartridge in a bare tree.
On the third day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Three wrench ends,
Two "Smell the Gloves",
And a Cartridge in a bare tree.
On the fourth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Four galling studs,
Three wrench ends,
Two "Smell the Gloves",
And a Cartridge in a bare tree.
On the fifth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
FIVE!!!!! MOLDING!!!!!!! THINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Four galling studs,
Three wrench ends,
Two "Smell the Gloves",
And a Cartridge in a bare tree.
On the sixth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Six greyling a-frying,
FIVE!!!!! MOLDING!!!!!!! THINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Four galling studs,
Three wrench ends,
Two "Smell the Gloves",
And a Cartridge in a bare tree.
On the seventh day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Seven lawns a trimming!!
Six greyling a-frying,
FIVE!!!!! MOLDING!!!!!!! THINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Four galling studs,
Three wrench ends,
Two "Smell the Gloves",
And a Cartridge in a bare tree.
On the eighth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Eight mates a-rigging.
Seven lawns a trimming!!
Six greyling a-frying,
FIVE!!!!! MOLDING!!!!!!! THINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Four galling studs,
Three wrench ends,
Two "Smell the Gloves",
And a Cartridge in a bare tree.
On the ninth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Fine eighties dancing,
Eight mates a-rigging.
Seven lawns a trimming!!
Six greyling a-frying,
FIVE!!!!! MOLDING!!!!!!! THINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Four galling studs,
Three wrench ends,
Two "Smell the Gloves",
And a Cartridge in a bare tree.
On the tenth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Ten Ten swords a leaping
Fine eighties dancing,
Eight mates a-rigging.
Seven lawns a trimming!!
Six greyling a-frying,
FIVE!!!!! MOLDING!!!!!!! THINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Four galling studs,
Three wrench ends,
Two "Smell the Gloves",
And a Cartridge in a bare tree.
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Eleven Eleven stripers striping
Ten Ten swords a leaping
Fine eighties dancing,
Eight mates a-rigging.
Seven lawns a trimming!!
Six greyling a-frying,
FIVE!!!!! MOLDING!!!!!!! THINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Four galling studs,
Three wrench ends,
Two "Smell the Gloves",
And a Cartridge in a bare tree.
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Twelve Hummers humming
Eleven Eleven stripers striping
Ten Ten swords a leaping
Fine eighties dancing,
Eight mates a-rigging.
Seven lawns a trimming!!
Six greyling a-frying,
FIVE!!!!! MOLDING!!!!!!! THINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Four galling studs,
Three wrench ends,
Two "Smell the Gloves"
And a Cartridge in a bare tree!
Posted: Dec 17th, '08, 13:58
Edits: Correct Turtle doves and gold rings and it's perfect, suitable for printing and framing!
Posted: Dec 17th, '08, 15:19
You guys need to get out more!!!!!!!LOL!!!!!!!
Posted: Dec 17th, '08, 15:38
I'd settle for one hummer! :-D
Posted: Dec 17th, '08, 16:16
Twelve would be a a rather large fleet for the average Joe...dougl wrote:I'd settle for one hummer! :-D
I've been trying to do that for the past few days, but I keep getting cold feet... Brrrrrrr!Steve wrote:You guys need to get out more!!!!!!!
Posted: Dec 17th, '08, 16:17
I wasn't talking about the SUV!
Posted: Dec 17th, '08, 16:31
Ahhh, you're wishing for the real deal HMMWV (Humvee®)...dougl33 wrote:I wasn't talking about the SUV!
Posted: Dec 17th, '08, 17:03
If the first thing in Pats mind when he sees the word Hummer is a car, we all need to chip in for a holiday hooker.
Anybody got Spitzers number so we can get a 3 diamond girl?
Anybody got Spitzers number so we can get a 3 diamond girl?
Posted: Dec 17th, '08, 17:07
Like in "start a Harley Davidson"? Sure do miss my last Hummer. Maybe Santa will bring me a replacement.
Posted: Dec 17th, '08, 22:45
Funny but way too much time on your hands.
Posted: Dec 17th, '08, 22:56
Congratulations and thanks. You guys are nuts.
Nic
Nic