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My friend wanted a boat more than anything. His wife kept
refusing, but he bought one anyway. "I'll tell you what,"
he told her. "In the spirit of compromise, why don't you
name the boat?"

Being a good sport, she accepted. When her husband went to
the dock for his maiden voyage, this is the name he saw
painted on the side: "For Sale."

There used to be a sailboat in Deltaville named "Cheap Floosy". I thought that was pretty good.

One of my buddies is Brooke Tyler the 4th.

the name of his boat is....

IV Play

another friend had a boat and he couldn't figure out what to name it.

We called it "MILF".

Initials stand for.....

Man I Love Fishing...

Damned right, and we are sticking to it.

It was funny calling him on the vhf though...

I always liked "Meals on Reels" myself.

Chiles

Here you go the best two boat names I've seen.

(1) - FYJIMO - translation - F*** Y** JACK I'AM MOVING ON

(2) - MONEY EATER - translation - we all know this one

DQ

Saw a boat on the net once called “DILLIGAF” Which is one of my buddy’s favorite acronyms.

Translation - Do I look like I a give a F***

DanielM

While I've never called a boat this, I've always been partial to

"Fog Ducker"

I have had my boat for over a year and a half. Used it couple of times but it has been on the hill for the majority of the time. I still have not figured out a name for it. Old lady doesn't Sloppy Hooker so maybe I will name it Hollow Point. Never liked the play on words anyways. Kevin

One of the boys out on Lake Michigan out of Kewaunee named his boat "Stinky Box". I think he trailers it, must look great going down the highway!

The boat with the For Sale on side, maybe the Guy should add; Wife Included!
Other Notiables; Anchor Managment, Chuck U Farley, Wet Pleasure.
But the worse, $ea $ection$, you gotta have class (all low) to pick a name like that.

Keep Smilin

Well, since I started this maybe I should tell you about my first boat's name.
During a twelve-hour marathon Scrabble game between two couples on a rainy day on Tortola, and the consumption of four bottles of Mount Gay it was decided that this was the Championship of the World. Nearing the end the other guy in the game put the word mouse in the lower right corner thus giving him the triple word score and a commanding lead. My partner, who was by this time totally blottoed was determined to add letters to the front of the mouse (doormouse, titmouse, churchmouse) and get the triple word score at the bottom middle of the board thus cleaning up and being declared Champion of the World. After each failed attempts she would throw back her tiles, take new ones, take the penalty, curse the stupid game, and again lapse into a comma. She finally roused herself, sat up erect, and breary-eyed she rearranged her tiles and dumped six on the board. She placed them in front of mouse and pronounced, "Lingermouse." She then slid under the table and was out for the count. She was also declared Champion of the World. When the laughter of the three of us subsided enough I said that if I ever had a boat it would be called Lingermouse.

The local OBGYN used toi haqve a sailboat named "Papman". He also had a batman like symbol on the saill that, upon closer examination, turned out to be a woman in the stirrups!! Needless to say, that didn't last long!