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More trouble for "Ford" recyled

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Ford asks God, "When you invented Woman, what were you thinking?"
God asks, "What do you mean?"
"Well," says Ford, "You have some major design flaws in your invention:
1. There's too much front-end protrusion.
2. It chatters way too much at high speeds.
3. Maintenance is extremely high.
4. It constantly needs repainting and refinishing.
5. Every 28 days it leaks fluid and is rendered out of service.
6. The rear end wobbles too much.
7. The intake is placed too close to the exhaust.
8. The headlights are usually too small.
9. Fuel consumption is outrageous.
"Hummmm," replies God, "hold on a minute."
God goes over to the Celestial Supercomputer, types in a few keystrokes, and waits for the results. In no time, the computer prints out a report and God reads it. God then turns to Ford, and says, "It may be that my invention is flawed, but according to these statistics, more men are riding my invention than yours."
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jp jr and i are in aruba,he told me this morning i wish we had the chimera down here . we would look goood in that thing. we will fish wed and sat . its rum time
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hope you're drinkin cuban rum....if not try it...best by far
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All true J.P., but my bride can't carry a ton of mulch.
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Mikey,
Mine can't either but I'd be willing to give her a wheel barrow and let her try.

Neil,
So its Aruba for Rum and NJ for beer. At your present rate I figure you for a liver in 2010. Have lots of fun and catch a few critters for jr.
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