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This one is rather charming now ain't it, sorta funny too.

*Pedro & His Girl*

* One beautiful December evening Pedro and his**
girlfriend Rosita were sitting by the side of the ocean.*

* It was a romantic full moon, when Pedro said,*

* "Hey, mamacita, let's do Weeweechu."**

Oh no, not now, let's look at the moon!" said Rosita.

Oh, c'mon baby, let's you and I do Weeweechu.
I love you and it's the perfect time," Pedro begged.
"But I wanna just hold your hand and watch the moon." replied Rosita*

* Please, corazoncito, just once, do Weeweechu with me."*

*Rosita looked at Pedro and said, "OK, one time, we'll do Weeweechu."*

*Pedro grabbed his guitar and they both sang.....*



"Weeweechu a Merry Christmas,
Weeweechu a Merry Christmas,
Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year."

guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas.

After hearing about this extravagant gift, a friend of his said, "I thought she wanted one of those sporty expensive four-wheel-drive vehicles."

"She did," he replied. "But where was I going to find a fake Jeep?"

Then there was the guy whose wife told him that she wanted something for Christmas that would go from 0 to 200 in less than 4 seconds

He gave her a new set of bathroom scales

Harry,

That absolutely cracks me up.

Dick

Harry

That one did make me chuckle. Tony

Michigan winter jokes

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Two priests are playing golf down south when a lighting bolt comes crashing to ground between them killing both. They arrive at the pearly gates and St. Peter looks confused and says you two are not due here for a month. The priests tell him what happened and St Peter says he will have to check to see what can be done. Soon he comes back and tells them that since they are thought dead on earth they cannot go back to their old lives but instead can do what ever they want for the next 30 days until they are due back.

The first priest says "I served a poor parish, I never got to travel. I would like to see the whole USA before leaving it behind. St Peter says OK and sends him on his way.

The second priest says "I was always faithfull to my vows, never lusted, If I have 30 days to do what ever I want", he boldly says "I want to be a stud" St Peter is taken aback by this but says if that is your wish, the priest disappears.

30 days later an angel comes to St Peter and says it is time to bring those two priests back, where do I find them. St Peter says the first one is easy. He is a golden eagle and should be soaring over the Golden Gate about now. What about the other says the angel.

That is going to be a little harder. He is on a snow tire, some where in Michigan
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