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in hounor of Cappy and xmas
Posted: Dec 10th, '07, 16:36
by thuddddddd
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the
pearly gates.
'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said,'You must each
possess
something
that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.'
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter.
He
flicked
it on. 'It represents a candle', he said.
'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said.
The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of
keys.
He shook
them and said, 'They're bells.'
Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'.
The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and
finally
pulled out a pair of women's panties. St. Peter looked at the man
with a
raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just what do those symbolize?'
The man replied, 'These are Carols.'
And so the Christmas Season begins......
Posted: Dec 10th, '07, 17:13
by capy
That was Perfect!!
If I can only remember to tell it right at this years X-mas parties.
That touched me deeply Timmy and thats why I still think of you as my slightly fatter, moderately dumber, less good lookin, younger brother......
:-D
Posted: Dec 10th, '07, 17:20
by thuddddddd
ahhhhhh, but I have managed to remain single, which should give me xtra credit points.
Tubb will soon be moving to it's new 6 month home, sorta down the street from you on 108, in Newton. 25x50 space in a new industrial building complex(across from the puzzel place on puzzel ln) heated, bathroom, and I'm having him put a loft in so I'll have someplace to live when kathi once again throws me out.
Posted: Dec 10th, '07, 18:14
by JP Dalik
Thudder,
You still suck, but keep an extra grinder and coveralls handy. I'll be up to help extricate any and all large objects from the tubb. Remember you can buy vinylester in 55 gallon drums. And woven and fabmat by the jigundo roll.
Plywood for bulkheads coosaboard for everything else. You got the 10x10 flat glass for building fiberglass skins?
Sell the dump truck motors buy a pair of Buck diesels and rock and roll. Hell its your money why do I care what is costs.
Posted: Dec 10th, '07, 20:00
by AndreF
I had to print it and let Laura read you two sparing.
Ha.
Posted: Dec 10th, '07, 20:45
by Harry Babb
Well Timmy I think your Christmas story is funny..........I told the story to my friends...........they barely chuckled then got up, left the room and stuck me with the bar tab.............LOL
If they belonged to the Carol that I know they were made by Omar the tent maker.........Ha
Harry
Posted: Dec 11th, '07, 07:51
by thuddddddd
naw harry, as much as it pains me to say this, while Pauls taste in boats sucks, his wife is a hotty. Not sure what forgin country be bought her from(if that was the case) or what he has on her to get her to stay, but she's awesome....
JP, your hotel is just down the street, hell I'll put a spare bed in so you can jsut stay there.LOL
Posted: Dec 11th, '07, 08:48
by 34Hatt
Hey Thuddd JP got a good point there don't screw around go buy a 55 gal drum and a roll of 1208 and a roll of mat!
6 month home good luck with that!!!
Posted: Dec 11th, '07, 09:25
by thuddddddd
you tell kris your moving up , for the winter? pizza and beer for pay, great carrer move
Posted: Dec 11th, '07, 11:03
by capy
Timmy,
While I can't lend my considerable Engineering, Mechanical, wordworking and fiberglass talents to the endeavor, I can put up the help for a night or two.
My damn career is demanding too much overtime..and when I'm free, I'm not..........Pete still needs a daddy.
Hotels can get pricey, especially if the guests demand a certain level of comfort.
Posted: Dec 11th, '07, 11:11
by thuddddddd
Which is why I hang with JP, he has no class or expectaions