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Need a caption for this picture!!

Some possibles:

"Sure honey, there's room for your car in the driveway...right under here!"

"Wait! There was a Bertram here a second ago!"

"Nah...the neighbor's won't mind a little boat work in the driveway! How long could it take!"

Geez. It really did buff right out...

Stephan wrote:Geez. It really did buff right out...

Best caption ever...

Damn! I thought there was a hull here last night when I came home!

Ok, who's next? The shoe bomber? The guy who shot up the train in France? Zacarias Moussaoui? Plenty of room for everyone. Honey? Could you please get me another 50 feet of 5/8" line?

Oh no, I just reread the email and it said get me a 25 inch toilet seat....

Stephan wrote:Geez. It really did buff right out...

This one made me fall off my chair.

Tell me why I should not have you committed? Oh and your friends, who keep telling you to keep going.

Should be splashing her in time for the fall fishing blitz...

"I'm calling my lawyer!....."

It's the Ultimate Flats Boat!


...and boats name- "Zero Draft"



But seriously your better half should like it. Has tons of storage, stick whatever she wants in that there hole on top and still has room for more...plus a wet bar for you.

"It will be ready next season???"

After rockets comment, all I see is the worlds largest toilet seat.

Me too!

In 1453, when the Ottomans took over the eastern Roman empire, the Byzantium, and established themselves in Constantinople, hence Istanbul, one of the titles in the courtyard of the Sultan was that of the "sfougokolarios". It was a supreme privilege to be holding the title of the person who would sweep clean the @rse of the Sultan. He would sit under the elevated toilet seat of the Sultan and would take care of the dirty work of cleaning him from underneath and disposing of the feces. No offence,of course, to the persons actually seen under the giga toilet seat in the pic, this was just a comment of historic relevance.

Keep up the good work Cam.

Great suggestions! And we learned the origin of the phrase "ass wipe"! Honey, it's fun and educational!

The humor reminds me of Brewster's video he created a few years ago. If some of you have not seen it, it's worth revisiting for a laugh. Who's got that link? Is it still alive?

Is it still alive?

Dead and gone...