Monday funny ....

[Bertramp]

A group of 3rd, 4th, and 5th graders, accompanied by two female
>> teachers, went on a field trip to the local racetrack, (Churchill
>> Downs) to learn about thoroughbred horses and the supporting industry
>> (Bourbon), but mostly to see the horses.
>>
>> When it was time to take the children to the bathroom, it was decided
>> that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with
>> the other.
>>
>> The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's room
>> when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could
>> reach the urinal. Having no choice, she went inside, helped the
>> boys with their pants, and began hoisting the little boys up one by
>> one, holding on to their 'wee-wees' to direct the flow away from their
>> clothes.
>>
>> As she lifted one little guy, she couldn't help but notice that he
>> was unusually well endowed. Trying not to show that she was
>> staring, the teacher said, "You must be in the 5th grade."
>>
>> "No, ma'am," he replied. "I'm riding Silver Arrow in the seventh
>> race, but I appreciate your help."

[Rawleigh]

Good one!!

[IRGuy]

:-)

[mike ohlstein]

"No, ma'am," he replied. "I'm riding Silver Arrow in the seventh race, but I appreciate your help."

More like, No ma'am, I just escaped from prison in NY......