Todays funny
Posted: Apr 21st, '15, 08:14
A woman used to getting everything she wanted from her husband told him her birthday was tomorrow and she wanted a fast sports car in the driveway in the morning.
He said but there isn't enough time.
She said she didn't care and that there better be something that goes from 0 to 200 in under 8 seconds in the driveway in the morning and went to bed.
She awoke the next morning, ran to the window only to discover sitting in the middle of the driveway was a bath room scale.
He said but there isn't enough time.
She said she didn't care and that there better be something that goes from 0 to 200 in under 8 seconds in the driveway in the morning and went to bed.
She awoke the next morning, ran to the window only to discover sitting in the middle of the driveway was a bath room scale.