Now that's funny

[Mikey]

A dog lover, whose female dog was in heat,
agreed to look after her neighbor's male dog.
She believed that she could keep the two
dogs apart.

As she drifted off to sleep she heard
awful howling and moaning, rushing
downstairs she found the dogs locked together, in
obvious pain and unable to disengage, as
frequently happens when dogs mate.
Unable to separate them and, perplexed as to what
to do next, although it was late, she called her vet
who answered in a very grumpy voice.

She explained the problem. The vet replied,
"Hang up the phone and place it down alongside
the dogs. I will then call you back and the noise of
the ringing will make the male lose his erection
and he will be able to withdraw."
"Do you think that will work?" she asked.
"It just worked for me," he replied.