A drunk woman, stark naked, jumped into a taxi in New York City.
The taxi driver, who happened to be an old Jewish man, opened his eyes
wide and stared at the woman.
He made no attempt to start the cab.
She said to him, "What's wrong with you honey? Haven't you ever
seen a naked woman before?"
The old man said "Lady, I'm not staring at
you, I am telling you, det vould not be proper vair I come from".
She said, "Well, if you're not staring at my tits sweetie, what are you
doing then?"
He said, "Vell, I am looking and I'm looking, and I am tinking
to myself, vair in da hell is dis lady keeping de money to pay for
dis ride."
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