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I wish she would sit on my dock box.
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While the subject is perfect, and I agree with Brewster, I feel compelled to ask this question...

Why do you have a Vogue (Turkey)?

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OUCH...!!!

Now that'll get you into trouble, big time..!!!
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So much for fishing!!!
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she has to be better then 6' without platform heels! brewster you have to be very carefull with those long leg women!
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Bob, I would suggest being very carefull with any of them.
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Found the photo on the internet.
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Both sportin a red hull...BH
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Well then sign me up to scrape and bottom paint that any day..
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There's a girl in that picture? I only see a 31 Bert
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I think that model is built for speed and not so much for comfort.......

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i think that model as been modified beyond any of us could afford..
i wish i knew what it said!
new meaning to boat porn
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wish i knew what it said!
Turkish to English translation: Sunny Peep...........

She looks like a NYC hooker to me, but the B31's a nice custom though. She'd make more sense in front of a Donzi go fast...
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Left the damn fender over the side.

Amateurs!!!!!!!!!!!
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some of us are wondering how the outrigers work with 3 lines others are aware of the fact that she is wearing the lastest european cut knitted skirts not shorts . she might be going commando to tryed to sell that 31 bertram ,thats what it takes these days.
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After further "examination" of the photo I just realized that the building in the background is the Convention Center in San Juan, Puerto Rico. The San Juan top on the B31 gave it up. Hueso can confirm my findings.
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i mention this in a post once before . the 2002 or 2003 ny boat show had her sister at the top of the stairs greeting people as the walk on the 40 something foot silverton. best display at the show . took a few hours for all the exhibitors to walk past the out side walkway and look up. open stairway, quite a commotion.
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Z:

Yes indeed, that photo was taken from San Juan Bay Marina and that is the San Juan Convention Center on the back. Incredibly, that was my boat's former dock before I bought. Sadly, I do not know the lady.
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Hueso: That is too bad!! LOL!
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The boat sure is gorgeous! Totally cool Zero Cavity! Great picture in so many ways!
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All I can say is "Those Deep V's" are the best. lol!
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Nice boat. Just wondering, Patrick, how do you know what a NYC hooker looks like?!
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Tommy,

I think it goes like this; " boats before ho's or is it ho's before boats" lol!

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What i am more conserned about now is how Bob knows wtf she is wearing!! Starting to wonder Bob, really starting to wonder!! :)
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we were doing the luhrs boat display at a nearby booth and as you know when you go to a boat show and sign in to view a boat . the desk model gives you a sticker as to what location you boat at.well low and behold the jersey people had a ny sticker on jacket and nj sticker on shirt meaning they been to the silverton display twice! i ask what gives? and they told us what was going on.the model had one leg on top step and one on platform greeting people . after the commotion in the walk asle next to the display they move her to the desk. look coolair i just trying to warn my brothers what those long leg beauties did to the sport world ,causing a new england quarterback ,a ex green bay quaterback and now the new york jets quarterback to throw the ball to the opposing team. you be better off removing a J hook out of a 400lbs mako in the water then some poor smuck bertram owner walking to his boat with that " ny club style" hand knit skirt with matching color G string .
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Nice cockpit!

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also took out our governer now federal representive resign today .

http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2011/ ... today.html
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Post by CaptPatrick »

Patrick, how do you know what a NYC hooker looks like?!
TV... NYPD Blue, CSI NY, etc. Never looked one eye to eye, only know the stereotype... Besides, I'm too Scotch, (or broke), to pay for something I might get for free.

Then again, on this topic, maybe that's just wishful thinkin' or reminiscing about the past.

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There is always the little blue pill Pat!! LOL!
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Post by CaptPatrick »

That ain't the problem, Rawleigh... Lack of game on the local preserve and my resistance to go out of my way to hunt are the current factors that keep me celibate.

Little blue pills work only if there's two to tango...
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Capt Pat...

I have a fantastic sex life!








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to quote a friend of mine in regards to the little blue pill......"if i ever have an erection that lasts more than four hours i'm not looking for a doctor......i'm looking for an agent".
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Post by CaptPatrick »

Exactly! I laugh my ass off evey time they hit that part of the tv commercial...
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randall wrote:to quote a friend of mine in regards to the little blue pill......"if i ever have an erection that lasts more than four hours i'm not looking for a doctor......i'm looking for an agent".
I posted something like that on my Face book status a few months back. Only I said if i got the 4 hour erection without cialis or viagra, should I still call a doctor? Every girl on my friends list said to give them a call if that happens. I answered, if that happens, I would already be with someone.
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You know that that's an advertising tactic, right...?
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mike ohlstein wrote:You know that that's an advertising tactic, right...?

That's what I originally thought...but its a condition called Priapism. Kind of like a broken check valve that won't let the blood flow out. Don't have it treated...among other problems you can wind up with gangrene then the Bobbit Chop. So after 3 hours, I'd start looking for the car keys. Maybe 2-1/2 hours, as I'd like to grab a quick nap....
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Post by coolair »

Bob i know we all appriciate the concern. But i am gonna have to say from personal experiance.. i think you right the mako is the way to go!!
man i hope my wife doesnt read that, she may feed me to the mako

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