Bertram Texas, down near Captain Pat!

[Dug]

I admit it. I did not mapquest Llano Texas until it came time to write the address on the envelope with the check in it. I thought, hmmm, I wonder where in Texas that is exactly. So I shot it into Mapquest. As I zoomed out I saw another town about 30 miles east of Captain Patrick, on Rt. 29. No kidding.

Bertram, TX

Whatdya know!

So the question I have, other than the fact that we all know you are in the perfect place for you now, is why didn't you go to Bertram Texas?

Dug

[Bruce]

The towns a dump.
Been thru there 6x now and it gets worse each time.

We thought about stopping and spray painting the water tower that says Bertram and add 31.com, but it would have been a no brainer who did it.

[Dug]

I figured it was something like that Bruce.

Too funny from here however!

And yes, it wouldn't have been too hard to track down the offenders!

Even with all the high powered legal help we might have...

Dug