A boater and his wife's diaries

[Bruce]

Her Diary:

Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner.

I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on it.

Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but he didn't say much. I asked
him what was wrong; He said, 'Nothing.' I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset.
He said he wasn't upset, that it had nothing to do with me,
and not to worry about it.

On the way home, I told him that I loved him.
He smiled slightly, and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior I don't know why he didn't say, 'I love you, too.'

When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there quietly, and watched TV.
He continued to seem distant and absent.
Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed. About 15
minutes later, he came to bed.

To my surprise, he responded to my caress, and we made love. But I still felt that he was distracted, and his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep - I cried. I don't know what to do.

I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else.

My life is a disaster.



His Diary:

Boat wouldn't start today. Can't figure it out, but at least I got laid.

[bob lico]

excellent!!!

[Harry Babb]

Bruce
I've been told that I don't smile much...and probably don't.....but I gotta tell ya that one made me laugh out loud....now that's funny! ! !

hb

[Brewster Minton]

Its more funny because we would all do the same thing.

[AndreF]

I resemble that remark

[Mack]

Thanks for the laugh...I needed that!

[Cunado]

HILARIOUS!!

[adams]

At first I was wondering what the hell was going on....but that is too funny.

[Mikey]

Damn, I need to try that.
Thanks

[Charlie J]

mikey
if anyone could pull it off it would be you