A woman used to getting everything she wanted from her husband told him her birthday was tomorrow and she wanted a fast sports car in the driveway in the morning.
He said but there isn't enough time.
She said she didn't care and that there better be something that goes from 0 to 200 in under 8 seconds in the driveway in the morning and went to bed.
She awoke the next morning, ran to the window only to discover sitting in the middle of the driveway was a bath room scale.
Todays funny
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Re: Todays funny
and he never heard the shot.
Mikey
3/18/1963 - -31-327 factory hardtop express, the only one left.
The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.
-Albert Einstein
3/18/1963 - -31-327 factory hardtop express, the only one left.
The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.
-Albert Einstein
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Navatech
Re: Todays funny
Most ammunition is supersonic... By the time he could have heard the sound his brains wouldn't have been able to register the sound... Seeing as they's be splattered all over...Mikey wrote:and he never heard the shot.
In my experience the fairer gender is VERY touchy about two things: age and weight... It takes a brave or foolish guy to mess with either...
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Sorry but some things just don't need to be broken down.
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