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I have a spot for you Matt. If you can't make it I will send you some pictures of Cranston in his pumps.

He makes a fine lookin shemale.

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UV,
One of these years I would love to attend, and be soundly trounced by your team at Tropic Star.

So many great people to fish with, so many fishing destinations, so little time, nowhere near enough money!

Maybe I should pick up a part time gig..........................paper or plastic!

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Thats just one of the reasons John! The other is for the big Tuna. Spoke with John Donovan at RedRum Sportfishing this morning. They have been putting tuna in the boat in 100-200# class all week long! Also they lost one the captain estimated was in the 3's! Gonna be a kick ass tournament this year. ...

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Hell matt that was for John Cranston I hadn't even considered you as enjoying the feeling of women's undergarments. Last year when he showed up at the banquet in Cabo in fishnet stockings and f*#k me pumps I knew there was a number of things wrong with him. We just kind of humored him and thought Pa...

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I just checked for Matt and Cathy tells me she has one XXL ladies tank. I suppose we could slap that on ya out on the Pacific along with a little lipstick and some high heels, turn up the love theme to Deliverance and watch you sweat! Dan and I are really looking forward to fishing that day with you...

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Capt. Frank,
He will, probably a bunch of them! Make him wait till there on top of you!

Much luck,
-M

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John I won't eat ya but there used to be a place in Cabo they talked about where......................

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Andre, I go during the Wisconsin deer gun season which is always Thanksgiving week. I take as many ex-deer gun hunters as will go and it seems to be easier to get them to come along every year as the WDNR continues to say our deer heard is strong and more and more people every year come home empty. ...

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Matt let me see what I can do about a shirt? Might be late, the t-shirt orderers were done by someone else above my pay grade! What size?

Danny same at ya! Only days numbering in the teens now!

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Coolair, It's a piece of cake. You can buy them on line or stop at any gas station once you get into SD and they run $105 for out of state. Roger the fat ass part and the acclimating to the thin air for a guy used to 730' above sea level. My brother in law lives in Colorado, hunts Elk every year the...

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Walking into the bar, Mike said to Charlie the bartender, "Pour me a stiff one - just had another fight with the little woman." "Oh yeah?" said Charlie. "And how did this one end?" "When it was over," Mike replied, "she came to me on her hands and knees." "Really? Now that's a switch! What did she s...

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Dug The town is Eureka. It is straight north of Gregory and about as close to the North Dakota border as Gregory is to the Nebraska border. It's only 15 minutes from No Dak. Mike You charge Thudd whatever you like! I have the utmost respect for a business man that can shave a nickle out of a squeeee...

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I own a house in north central South Dakota. 1000's of acres of public hunting within 5 minutes in any direction. The county has been in the top 5 for pheasent count for years. Cheap digs for anyone interested @ $20 per head per night. Not trying to get rich just trying to pay for the heat and taxes...

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Danny,
Interesting you should point that out being you are on Renegade Mikes B31 for the Cabo tourney!

Let me see if I can set you up on a real nice 16 ft Bayliner panga.

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That Cranston has the cat by the ass doesn't he! What a life, fish, eat, shoot stuff, slip home for a quick booty call, back south to fish, head to Cabo to defend his tournament championship, drink like a fish, eat like a slob, must I go on......................... I think I hate him...................

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I don't know it looks pretty intricate around the button?

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I was intrigued by the deep fried beer!

That door bell makes my finger stink......................again.

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I just returned from a pre tournament get all the soldiers in a row trip to Cabo and had to put in 4 days of fishing while I was there. 1 Day travel 4 days on the boat, late afternoons and evening spent tying up loose ends, banquet, captains meeting, begging for auction items and the like, one day s...

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http://www.fieldandstream.com/blogs/wild-chef

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Jim I saw you put your boat on the swap sell board! I will take a knee and shed a tear my friend, your neck must be really bad!

A sad day indeed. Get better amigo we need to fish together some more....

Mark

By the way that is one awesome looking 28 my friend!

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Just wanted to bump this up as the deadline to enter is the 15th of September. Currently there are 11 boats in the dance and some 50 plus folks that come just to watch, enjoy the off water events, bid on auction items, drink, fall down, and wake up with a headache. This puts a total current particip...

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Got mine as well! Very nice thanks for the effort!

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This one is a bit different than the previous one you may have seen, enjoy it until the end! Good Grin!
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http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/81057766/

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It's almost that time of year again and I know this tickles me a heck of a lot more than any of you but I just had to share.............. =============================================== I met a fairy today that granted me one wish. "I want to live forever, " I said. "Sorry" said the fairy, "I'm not ...

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round here there is a place that makes it with a little soy, wasabi, ginger and breifly shown the coals on each side, you know just so they get to know each other for a second....................

mmmmmmmmm

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Worked for a rebuilder for a few years back in the day, all those ideas are excellent ones, the only other thing I could add would be corroded button though less likely than the others. I like the bushing thought, very possible and not likely thought of. Salt + Copper = green x oh shit! These starte...

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Many thanks Brewster!

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Hey Brewster I sent out a check on the 28th of June and still no shirts? Did I slip through the cracks or did the mail eat my shirts?

Mark

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Thanks Doug, that is a great site! Already found a cool video of a tow cam of fish following and striking the lure that i've never seen before.

http://vimeo.com/4623623

How are you looking for Cabo this fall?

-M

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A couple more things as this draws closer, Redrum has 2 boats left open, a 32 Crystaliner and a 28 Californian, Dreamweaver has a 32 Blackfin, and Pisces has a number if B31s available. These are charter companies that have or or are currently supporting our little event so we like to return the fav...

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Got to agree with Tony, just baste them with a lid. Never a broken yoke, always done just right, still good and dippy for the toast! No gettin smacked around by fat girls for asking sassy questions, lifes good. Wasn't it you Vic that said this place is a vault of knowledge, always ask the faithful h...

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I detect the aroma of a Cabo fishing vacation in your future.

Also it looks like a great opportunity to mow the rest of the lawn with roundup just to even out the look.

1st rate work Patrick, very very cool...........................

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Subject: Would you get married again A husband and wife are lying quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question. Wife: 'What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?' Husband: 'Definitely not!' Wife: 'Why not? Don't you like being married?' Husband: 'Of cou...

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Credit; Taxpayers For Common Sense, Weekly Wastebasket letter ============================================= Last Call for Ethanol Volume XV No. 28: July 16, 2010 Like a sailor on a late night bender, corn ethanol boosters are belly up to the bar trying to cajole another drink from the subsidy tap be...

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The fishing is improving and the stripey's are starting to show up in bigger numbers. Courtesy Dreamweaver Sportfishing/Bloodydecks.com ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Really nice day in Cabo -smooth seas, great weather and really good fishing. The ...

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ROFLMAO!!

Naw that was that fraile Pangero with all the earrings.................

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If you can swing it we would love to have you! There is nothing more enjoyable to watch than John Cranston's wife trying to pull him off the bar as he is doing his victory strip tease! God bless the woman she got him down before he shed his drawers but we still cheered him on like he was one of the ...

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Matt does that mean you will be attending?

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Doug we would love to have you!!

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John I never get even I always get ahead. When you fianlly make up here to Wisconsin for a little R&R weekend we will take a nice barefoot stroll across the yard.

Did I mention I have 2 dogs.............................

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Coolair do you want to be associated with a cheater? I did see a 16' Bayliner tri-hull we could put him on! Problem is he has golden horse shoe lodged up his ass and would have a fighting chance on a jet ski! He's toast this year after I slip a banana in his pack and tell him its a new style of EPIRB!

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Harv I just received my frames they are awesome! Thanks for the effort!!!

Mark

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Daniel,
Getting to meet you, Lori and the Cranstons was my luxury for sure! A great time will be had by all again this fall!

Mark

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Most of you are aware from my previous postings here of the little bragging rights tourney I run down in Cabo in the fall. This is the one that John Cranston and his band of merry misfits along with Renegade Mike and his crew demolished the competition at last fall. It is time to stick my feelers ou...

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I would take 2 XL please.

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Would I be correct in saying a dual station oil pressure sender produces twice the electrical pressure of a single station sender? What if you have one gauge hooked up to a dual station sender? Somebody smarten me up here please! M And of course I apologize ahead of time for the potential post hijack!

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Bayliner= the carp of boats.

The Trophy has a few redeaming qualities as far as looks go after that they are all bone yard material from an old episode of the Jetsons.

Welcome Hilary.

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In a few years you won't remember what life was like without her!

Good on you all!

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Thanks Walter!

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Last bump for this and then I will let it go to post heaven. I had 3 guys fighting for it now it is collecting dust in my shipping department. I would love to see it utilized by someone of the faithful persuasion. Couple of days and it goes back to the warehouse to collect dust. Someone? Anyone? M I...

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