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Rawleigh so you knew her too?

:)

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Trust me Tony, I'm not on the buffet, she's not interested.

By the way in her defense both her good and bad qualities were that she ate everything..................

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Hey killa,
Do you know if anyone has any pictures of Bill with a smile on his face or for that matter any emotional expressions?

I know it has no effect on his coaching abilities but, what a beige turd!

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No! I be a po boy. Ain't no way I could of kept her in cake!

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Dug, True the Cowpies are hurtin fer certain these days which is a pleasure to observe. But you don't have to recall too far back to remember every Sunday when they were the late game and Summerall and Madden, TV's "A Team" announcers would be on that game. The constant ramming down your throat, "Am...

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Reminds me of a girl I used to date! Bitch ate everything................

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Killa,
I don't hate the Pats, just tired of the same old same old. You can't argue with talent!

I forgot to mention;

Deion Sanders and Jerry Jones. Jack and Ass.

:) Just a little Tuesday AM smack!

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Hey everybody gets tired of a continuous winner. The vast majoity of the populace can not stand the Yankees, the same goes for the Cowboys, and the Lakers. Distane for the Pats grows as well, though not as much with the lack of a mouth on the team. Case in point Steinbrenner was an ass (at least tha...

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I have a good feeling we may have a New York Jets vs. Green Bay Packers super bowl this year. The Packers have the best quarterback of the remaining NFC teams and Rex Ryan is a sneaky shit! Could be interesting! Packers should have beaten Atlanta at home last time without a running game. They now ha...

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The only twist I would add to that is the XX beating was full well expected while the Giants-Pats was totally figured the other way.

Sort of like the Broncos and Packers. All the money was on the Packers, all the money was on the Pats.

It is without question a more painful way to loose.

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Brew,
How long before the dead fish, the dead birds, the aliens in Antarctica, and the Mayan 2012 end of the earth theorys start to fly? Or am I late to the party?

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Patrick I only got this far and had to rest my arm. The only way to improve this would be if it was on the doghouse of my Bertram!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vi ... EF:US:1123

:shock:

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Nice hoo!

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Vicroy wrote:-divided by the weight of the maul used to whack the pressure vessel.

UV

Love it.

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Cap can ya send me a case of "Icy Hot" for the old elbow too!

Gonna be a long night doing "Research!" :)

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I think I posted this before but it's quality and deserves a second run! ============================================= Morris the Suit Salesman When the store manager returned from lunch, he noticed his clerk's hand was bandaged, but before he could ask about the bandage, Morris, the clerk said he h...

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Yes those Giants! I guess we owed them one and it also makes me wonder just what the outcome of the previous weeks game in New England would have been with Rodgers vs. Flynn at the helm for the Packers.

New England is quite beatable.

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Yes I hope you all had a Merry Christmas and here is a little known Christmas story for you all as well! ========================================== When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas press...

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Matt,

Ya got me! Must say though I do enjoy both Bertrams and naked ladies, sort of goes hand in hand!

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I was perusing the members list near the most recent entries the other day just for shits n giggles and most of the web addresses go directly to porno sites.

I was thinking, "sucks to be Patrick" about then.

Too many low lifes on the planet................

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Every time I hear the woman speak I start thinking a house is going to land on her!

(credit Greg Guttfeld Fox News)

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First of all apologies to Bertramp for the total hijack!

A fat girl served me food in McDonald's at lunch time. She said 'sorry about the wait.' I said 'don't worry Chubby, you're bound to lose it eventually.'

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Gotta love a guy that will take one for the team! Way to go Matt!

Or as one of my buddies always used to say when we would come upon a couple of ladies, (one of them being a little more portly than the other)

"Yours is looking a little fat!"

:)

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I'd "Roger" that!

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Matt I would have never figured you for an old chubby chaser :)

i am soooo glad our cleaning lady is old and large!

Standards? What standards?

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How about this for wild! Drone Controllers For non-pilots, these controllers are in Nevada and are each flying a drone thousands of miles away in the combat zone in Iraq and Afghanistan. Their left hand is on the throttle controlling the drone's engine. Note all the buttons which perform various tas...

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Bruce in my humble opinion ole Jack was making her a charter member of the mile high club during landing! Lucky she didn't Bobbitt-ise him on impact. Thinking back to all the news and shots of her I think she was his junior by a good bit (no pun) and sporting a new set of store bought knockers. I ma...

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This was at EAA Air Venture in Oshkosh (by gosh) which is a little more than 1/2 hour from my home town.

Fun stuff.

http://www.eaavideo.org/video.aspx?v=635469588001

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Used to watch Bob Mundon on one of the outdoor channels shoot change. The same coin a number of times before it hit the ground. This has to be very old footage he looked much older the last time I saw him on TV and that had to be 8-10 years ago. He may be a schmuck but ya gotta admit he is good. I h...

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This is fun.

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Randall you would have to bring up the Packers and Lions. And only one game we was behind the Bears and could have been tied for first! Rodgers has a boo boo on his brain and may not play next week against the Pats! Our backup is pretty fair (Matt Flynn) but the money should be on the Pats next week...

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Plus it was only 2 hours and forty minutes! On a 30! And it's not like you can back down on those miserable pricks! Back, arms and drag.

Quite a feat in my opinion. Good on him.

-M

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Heartless bastard!

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To all of you as well.

-M

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Matt who says there are no jackasses here?

(imagine a large group of people me the only one with my hand in the air)

Happy anniversary Patrick and thanks!!

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Here is a link to Bloodydecks which shows the 32' Blackfin John Cranston and I fished ahead of the B&G tourney. The stripey action is once again off the hook in Cabo and looks to hold through the new year! Any one got the itch the time would be now. http://www.bloodydecks.com/forums/baja-mexico-fish...

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What is he trying to say? Yachtbrokers have screwed up customers too!

Thats pretty funny.........

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UV I will have to pass that along to my 86 yr old mother who has issue in one eye. I had eye surgeory last week. I had this bump on my eye called a pterygium. The P is silent, like in "swimming." I figured a few drops in the eye and he scrapes the little thing off! Wrong, they strapped my ass to a g...

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You could put that crew on panga and we would have caught a ton of fish! Plus how the hell would you know you were drunk! My elbow and wrist are still sore from lifting the cooler lid and retrieving cerveza for you all day.

What a day...............

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Boy you know how to stirr up trouble amigo! I'll sit back and watch.

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http://www.humanevents.com/article.php?id=38816

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Matt it was hard to come home this time!

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Well guys it was a grin of the very first order! I spent the first day prefishing the tourney with my great friend Dan and John Cranston. We were aboard a 32' Blackfin by the name of DreamWeaver with a crew that was absolutely awesome. We ran up the Pacific side to Los Cerritos where the Dreamweaver...

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Patrick you dance like Gene Kelly!

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I still think for, and this is too late this time, but Patrick had the best idea regarding site donations. Send a check in Patricks name to whomever has the part you need and then that person can forward the check on to the Captain. Major time saver if someone is in a hurry and a no BS way to go abo...

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Mikey I love it but I have decide on "would you like fries with that" so I can work on my grill tan before the trip! :-D

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On a brighter note, The Dreamweaver takes first place for day 2 in the Bisbee with a 484# black! Hiram (Ramone) Montano the captain is a great guy 32 Blackfin. His is one of the boats in our tournament the first days of November. Notice renegade Mike's B31 in the background of pic 2. http://i186.pho...

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Here is what I got from one of my Cabo buddies, ==================================== Hi Mark, Not sure the full story but yesterday we were told that a guy had been shot by the Tesoro Hotel around 9-10 PM. Apparently he was asked for his wallet and when he tried to reach for it they shot him, went t...

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Wayne my perspective on Cabo is based on years of travel there and the many close friends that I have that live and work there today and for years.

No doubt though, shit gets shoved under the rug everywhere!

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I go around and around with people regarding Cabo and the question they raise "Is it safe?" Per capita it is much safer than most US cities of the same size and it is somewhat isolated from the troubles the border towns and much larger mainland towns see. Sorry to hear about this, I would like to kn...

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