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Actually, I'm not balding. Just hedging my bets for 2009 when we all are forcefully converted to Islam by BHO. Wanna have a good tan up top so they think I'm one of them. Just need to grow a mean team beard and perfect my "Asalamaleka" and the transformation will be done.

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A self locking rubber is what your daddy should have used.

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I'e got this deal figured out, at least short term. I have this buddy, who loves to bass fish twice a month on a couple of big lakes straddling Texas and Mexico. I found a 650 gallon diesel tank last week on craigslist for $100. Needs some cleaning and paint but essentially workable. Putting on a tr...

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Harry, what we here in da south call a bonita is in fact a false albacore. In essence, inedible unlike true bonitas. But, my Korean barber Lisa loves to make fish soup out of them. She reciprocates with a message so all is good. -Tom

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Harry, Swampfire and Slap Yo' Mama are nearly identical. I use the former with the latter isn't available.

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Harry, lemme help a bit. This time of year, If I'm not fishing due to wind, I'm boiling for 20-40 people every saturday afternoon. I too struggled with the technique but have finally gotten happy with my results. Here's my way.. I'll give you a per bag, 35# or so recipe. Will feed 7-10 people or lot...

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Ok, that then begs the question, why must you have a cover over the bed? To hide the bodies? If you've got to cover the bed at all times, I don't see the purpose. Besides, how the heck are the crushed beer cans and styrofoam go cups supposed to fly out?

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I agree with JP. I don't have any issues at 30 kts with the 1kw and high speed fairing. It was a pretty easy install as well.

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You know it's a good thing people call me, when your kicking me around, so I can defend my, errrrrrrrrrrrr, never mind. jackass You are missing the point Timmmaaay. For two Texans to team up on a yankee, well that's pure love my friend. If we didn't kid you, we don't give a shit about ya. Sorry to ...

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I found the answer Matt. You will apparently be cutting the top off your boat to convert it to an express.

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UV, count me in for the whole week. I plan on bringing a boat to fish and stay on. gonna have to beat the Hyena boys one more time. I 'd be happy to do a shrimp boil and/or make a pot of gumbo too. The Broke Dick, Money's in the Iron, Surgeon General of the UVI Matt Matt, Sorry to hear that the syp...

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Ernest, its just that our "yacht basin" neighbors don't want you touching off another meth lab fire in their trailers. The long island contingent would love the Bolivar Yacht Basin. Makes Venice look like its Italian namesake. True story, I found a crack pipe in our bay boat the other weekend. I tri...

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Rule #1, don't fly in stearage with the chickens and goats on any flight over 3.5 hours. Rule #2, Life's too short to ignore rule #1. Rule #3, no matter how mo expensive it is to comply with #'s 1 and 2, the illusion of free whiskey makes it all worth while!! Especially when reliving the adventure 4...

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Timmy's the only man in history that a goat has given a reach around to. True story, I saw it and John Cranston heard it in person, from the porch of the cook shack in PE.

UV, looking forward to some more roulet in Panama! Life is good....

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UV, he accidentally hit the "enter" button. He really was just typing how he felt, internally, growing up around pick up sports games. Alas, the short, fat, uncoordinated one was always picked last. Some things never change do they Timmy? Yo' frend- Tomasito

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Now we're talking UV. I miss that oil pit fiercely. With new power, Team Hyena will be tough to pick against.

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Holy smokes, I just made the connection between you and the hatteras website.

http://www.samsmarine.com/forums/showthread.php?t=7277

http://www.samsmarine.com/forums/showthread.php?t=7376

I loosely followed that episode thinking only someone like Thuddd would do that. Little did I know..... :P

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As the great American and comedian Ron White said,

"Other states are getting rid of the death penalty, Texas is putting in an express lane!"

He also said: "If you come to Texas and kill someone, we kill you back! That's our policy!"

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Here's the Targeted species link... Viva la Panama!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qc0kor7GLKw

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For the guys that went last year and not this year, I'll really miss y'all...for a few minutes at least. Doc will clearly be missed more than Thuuddd. Really, I wish all could repeat this year. I vow this year to take part in Andre's TSL massage mistress. Hyena Love's shoulder rubs were adequate las...

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Had a great time as well UV. Thanks go to you, the Gman, Highpockets, and Andy for your hospitality and once again, congrats on your runaway victory in the highstakes tournament circuit. After you left, the weather got no better. We ended up with a yellowfin at 169.4 lbs on Friday. Since it would ha...

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UV, I'll be pulling into town around noon on Sunday for the week, Corrosion X and the Cajun Canyon's. I will be the Surgeon General's grosbeak for the week. "Get me a beer, where's my phone boy, I need some more Popeye's, and mostly -the left flat's weeded boy, hurry up!" Look forward to melting int...

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Whilst Punjab from Dell support is working on one of my office computers I was surfing Marlin magazine online. Looks like they are going to redo a B31 and document it there.

http://www.marlinmag.com/other/none/res ... 51293.html

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"Don't leave it laying around, as Andre' says, "they got big lizards that run on their back legs and haul stuff off". "

Dey call dem Panamanian Grosbeaks. aka porch lizards

Garry got it right about Venice, it may not be Port Eads, but its certainly not too shabby.

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John, good to hear from you. I've talked to Trey a time or three since the trip to Port Eads. Also I've been keeping tabs from afar on the saga with your boat as well. Sold the Blackfin last year and bought a little bigger boat. She spent more time in the yard last year than in the water. I think we...

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Randall, was in shorts and no shirt working on the boat Sunday in Galveston. Got ice on my pickup tonight. I'm beginning to think that Koffi and Obama are now responsible as 43 would not inflict this pain on the republic of Texas. Good news is I don't have to refrigerate the Surgeon General's Terlin...

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CMP

Timmy no longer has access to his wedding tackle. Kathi keep it in a jar of formaldehide.

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Timmy, did you just say " to die for"? My, aren't we getting flamboyant in our old age. One more outburst like that and we'll have to change your appointment to the Panamanian Ambassador to San Francisco.

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Its Bush's fault.

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Thanks guys. Just returned from HD. Instead of their fasteners, I'm epoxying bolts to the glass every 2 ft square or so and using fender washers and nuts. Overkill I'm sure. Also, my mechanic sold me the material at $40 a sheet for the one inch. I think that's pretty cheap, but not sure so don't tel...

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Putting in soundown this weekend or next. I've epoxied mechanical fasteners every 2 square feet or so to the glass. How about adhesive suggestions for the glass to soundown bond?-Tom

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Timmy, I like the side vents although Slane is proud of them. He's helped me a little on my boat, very generous with his time. I have found him to be not as helpful on prop selection. No fault of his own as no one has been able to nail it. We were never able to get it right with our CAT's. The Cummi...

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in from anther non Bertram guy.

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Thudddd, I'm about as healthy as a 220 lb 5'11" guy can be. I know how Dolly feels about seeing her feet. My Kathy still loves me though. Merry Christmas to you, Happy Hanukah, and Happy Festivus for the rest of us.-Tom

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Timmy, if you'd lose some weight that erectile dysfunction thing would disappear and you could lay off the meds entirely. Unless your talking about the methadone and if that's the case, its definitely the lesser of two evils vs the heroine.

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Good. Galveston politics can be tough. Now, how you gonna get that ductape off the rear windows of the suburban? I second Walter's suggestion. Time for a little Panama-Tom

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Just got the Nov issue. Great article by Richard. I would have loved for them to show the Targeted Species though. Also enjoyed the photos in the fluff piece entitled Blue Water Women. Candace Meyer could hurt someone with those things. Also a little background on the owners of TSL on p. 70.-Tom

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Speaking of repower Timmy, I'm almost giddy at the thought of the new 450's. They are pulling the Cat's out Monday at 9 am. Just should have done it a year earlier and without the 16k in 3208 repairs. Another stupid tax paid to THE MAN (aka Land and Sea Marine Services) Bruce would love me.

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Thuddddddddd, if I had fish within site of the south pass lighthouse and shorter runs, I would probably have a b31. Unfortunately, I have runs of 70-150 nm's off Galveston so need a bigger boat with more fuel. Plus, my wife likes a little more room for the indoor recreation. Don't drag me down with ...

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Capt., how's Coopers BBQ these days?

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Happy birthday UV. I'll have a dozen or so tonight in your honor, that and because its a Tuesday. Thanks for all you do and I hope the last part of 06 is better than the last part of 05 for you and friends in La. Yo fren'-Tom

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Yo comprendo jefe.

I thought as much but couldn't get any "experts" to agree. They are maching right now and after the new props this afternoon, and some wax in the morning to the topside, we'll be under way.

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As alot of you know I own a 36 Timmy boat (hat). Broke a shaft this past Fri and she's on the hard. Located a used 1 3/4" Aquamet 22 shaft. It has 108 hours on it before the 38 Blackfin it came from was repowerd and went to 2" shafts. My other is also an Aquamet 22 but will be 1.5" shorter than the ...

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Hot damn Vic. Just soak her in for a while. You need it.

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I'm sure some know but Trey's father passed away Monday. He was known for his many contributions to the Galveston County area. He leaves a lasting legacy.-Tom

http://www.legacy.com/houstonchronicle/ ... d=18522288

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Timmy, I love Chukar. However, stuffing is what preteen girls put in their training bras, a rue is a street, and if I'm not mistaken, Ginger was one of the "guests" at the Caeser Palace casino in PC at UV's roulet table. None should be part of a fine meal without proper pharmaceuticals. Now, cornbre...

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Timmy, I don't know how you do it, but you even butcher the fine spanish language with your typing skills. Looks like yankee spanglish. By the way, Richard made the finest margaritas I've ever had in Panama this year. Thanks to the Viking guy and his miracle drugs, hangovers are a thing of the past....

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