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Capt. Pat

Sorry to hear this news. You are a one of a kind. I'm glad I got to meet you. Tell UV hi for me.

Best regards

Matt

Matt Holcomb

U.V. I wish I had all your great sayings written down somewhere. I pleaded with you to write a book.....I wish you had. "You have to fish where they live, and you must be present to win" "Those boys were abusing the right to be stupid" "The money is in the Iron"..........not listening to this one co...

Matt Holcomb

UV, I want you to know how much I appreciate what you did for me. Your hospitality was remarkable. I've never experienced anything like the UVI, except at a UVI. Food, drink, accommodations and fishing, all provided by you..a one of a kind deal. Oh what might of been had Katrina not taken Port Eads....

Matt Holcomb

Nice!!! I am going to get one of those. I just bought a new camera for my next trip. Nikon D7000 with their 70-200 VRII Lens. Its fast....we will see how it works. I think I will put the helmet cam on the mate......

Your boat looks really good.

Best,

Matt

Matt Holcomb

Congrats UV. The streak goes on.
Nice fish. The Tropic Star Lodge is a great place.
I am going to Panama to fish in two weeks.......I will let you know how it goes.

Matt Holcomb

There are a few fishing pics here. Largest fish was about 700. https://picasaweb.google.com/holcomb.matt/PanamaMay2011# http://i1137.photobucket.com/albums/n520/bulldogbacchus/009.jpg http://i1137.photobucket.com/albums/n520/bulldogbacchus/035.jpg It took 11 edits and creating a photobucket acct, bu...

Matt Holcomb

Congratulations UV. I was not totally surprised to hear of another UVI victory for you. Way to go. However, with such a string of victories, the inevitable question of performance enhancing drugs will arise. Do you have your testimony ready? If you need a good lawyer, I think I know one....... Matt ...

Matt Holcomb

You don't need anything fancy. If something is bleeding, put your finger on it and hold direct pressure. Don't wrap it up in a towel or put a tourniquet on it, put your finger....if it is a big artery (femoral or brachial) use two fingers. on it and push. If that doesn't stop it, your in trouble.

Matt Holcomb

The key to operating in Port Eads is good whiskey or rum....in large volume.....split evenly 'tween the surgeon and patient.

Matt Holcomb

Vic, I like your recipe, but its kinda spartan......needs more butterl
Good to see you posting here. We spent Labor Day with Garry Jordan. He gave me a lesson (again) in catching flounder. Stuffed them with jumbo lump crabmeat and baked/broiled them.....basted liberally with BUTTER......tasty.

Matt Holcomb

YEAHHHHHHH.
Drinks on me. Line em up.
that's great news.

Matt Holcomb

I wrote this after my first UVI (2004) having had a few drinks on a flight to San Francisco. Vic had been kind enough to invite a stranger who didn't even know Bertram31.com existed. I was surely impressed by UV and the whole gang. Sorry I never read this at any of the following UVI's. Seems appropr...

Matt Holcomb

Sorry Mike. I can't go looking for Nancy Pelosi's head, cause I think its likely up her ass, and if I saw that, I am sure I would go blind....

Matt

Matt Holcomb

One day at the first UVI in Panama, Timmy and I decided to vote who would reel in each fish.....ended up voting like 15 times that day......Randall got elected each time!!!! He was a good sport and reeled em all in. We were assholes and drank all day. Oh well, some things never change. A remarkable ...

Matt Holcomb

Tom, it was a pleasure taking care of your dad. He is a very nice guy. Kind of makes me wonder what happened to YOU!!!

Yo fren,

Matt

Matt Holcomb

I can fix you up with the real thing if you want.....

Matt

Matt Holcomb

903 753 0113 Home
903 235 2495 Cell

Matt Holcomb

If any of you guys down on the coast need a place to stay, call me. We are gonna have some wind, but should be ok here in Longview. 30 kW generator if the power goes out.....gotta keep the wine cool at all costs.

Matt

Matt Holcomb

I spoke with UV today by phone. He wanted all you to know that he, Miss Elaine and Another Joy weathered the storm without incident. He is on diesel generator but has no cable/internet access. All the large trees in his yard were blown down, but the house is OK> He said tell all yall to have a clear...

Matt Holcomb

Hal, the Pipe Dream is about ready.....I hope. Sounded like you guys were not gonna fish, so I found another ride. How did yall do?

UV, Uncle Tom, Uncle Earnesto.....yall have fun.....I a wanna see all the pics when yall get back.

Matt

Matt Holcomb

Hal, we passed via South Pass a month ago. There was some type sporfisher/cruiser tied up to the old fuel dock at PE when we went out. River was high, but I would still have been very leary about going in there. Returning the next night, there were 2 sf's tied up at the old big game club dock piling...

Matt Holcomb

Oh, our oldest girl Jenny, thats Betty's sister by my first husband Earl, you remember, I told you about how he died in accident at the hot dog factory over breakfast, is starting girl scouts this year, and I am going to be the den mother because my dear dear friend Glenda, you remember, the Avon l...

Matt Holcomb

For visiting New Orleans, Miami, etc

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Matt

Matt Holcomb

OK, here are the issues for elective type cases. 1. I want to know who is actually gonna do the work. I don't want to be in a place where "hirelings" sub for the "guru". 2. How many cases, and how long has the surgeon been where he is now. I want someone who has been there for years, and done a subs...

Matt Holcomb

I know you think I don't know much about Surgery.......but if you notice, I am still wearing my glasses. On a personal note, the poorer eyesite you have, the better the Tubb will look.

My 2 Cents.

Matt Holcomb

Matt Holcomb

Now that right there is funny, I don't care who you are........unless you're Timmy.....

Matt Holcomb

I can't remember what's next.

Matt Holcomb

UV, count me in for the whole week. I plan on bringing a boat to fish and stay on. gonna have to beat the Hyena boys one more time. I 'd be happy to do a shrimp boil and/or make a pot of gumbo too.

The Broke Dick, Money's in the Iron, Surgeon General of the UVI

Matt

Matt Holcomb

Randall, is this you?

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Matt Holcomb

I am a little late reading the board... What are you calling your August? get together/tournament? And is there room for a Viking, assuming the piece of shit iron is running. I would be remiss in not beating Team Hyena one more time.

Matt

Matt Holcomb

Hey Mike, the Bald Eagle stew is best when you use carrier pidgeon mixed in with it. REALLY.

Yo Fren,

Matt

Matt Holcomb

You trolling for Thudddd???

Matt Holcomb

Definitely not very smart, as we bought those f*&^%ng detroits. I know, I know, the money is in the iron, so quoth UV. As for the lures, I have not had time to pour any since the UVI 7. Maybe things will slow down a little and I can work on one or two. But I gotta tell you, after Panama, I see a lot...

Matt Holcomb

I have 3 gross of umbrellas ordered.......should be enough for the first 2 days....

Matt

Matt Holcomb

Yeah, me and athleticism, that's quite a pair. Actually, I was not drinking wine. I was drinking a UV-tini.......straight vodka with a splash of Corrosion X.

Matt Holcomb
One Handed Surgeon General

Matt Holcomb

Just one broken bone in left wrist. Nurses say they can't tell any difference in the way I operate. I have learned to watch out for telephone poles lying in unlit parking lots.......Matt

Matt Holcomb

Walter, glad to hear you are doing well. Keep it up. Looking forward to seeing you in Panama.

Matt

Matt Holcomb

John, it was a pleasure meeting you. Watching you drive your boat out of Port Eads one morning is something I will never forget. You are an inspiration to us all. Hope to see you at another UVI one of these days.

Matt

Matt Holcomb

Scot, the boat is usually at Grand Isle, LA. (duct taped to the dock). She is at Seabrook in N.O. at the present, gonna be repowered I think....UV said "The money is in the iron" , and boy was he right. Timmy, I am still trying to design a trolling lure that will float, At a speed of 0 knots, all th...

Matt Holcomb

I am sure glad no one is knocking my Viking.......

Matt

Matt Holcomb

Hey Thuddd, check your email.

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Matt Holcomb

Hey Mikey, being a General Surgeon, I don't work on bones, but if there is anything I can help you with, just call. My cell number is 903 235 2495.

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Matt Holcomb

Happy B'day Mike.

You should come visit...we could celebrate properly.....

Matt

Matt Holcomb

I'm in.

Matt

Matt Holcomb

Timmy, your next Rx. will be forthcoming after the PROCTOSCOPIC examination....Randallllll and I voted that you need one, (its a democracy ya know)........The question for you is how much duct tape will be involved in this exam.

Yo fren,

Matt
Surgeon General of the UVI
Captain of Team Quack

Matt Holcomb

Mikey, congrats on the new knee. I hope you have an uneventful recovery. Matt

Matt Holcomb

You know I would never drink while cooking.....OK I had a bottle of Rombaur chardonnay, then a bottle of Lewis cab.......yum. That 92 Taylor Fladgate was tasty with some funky cheese, at least that is what they told me. :twisted: :twisted:

Matt

Matt Holcomb

Thudddd.....I sent you a Rx. for the drug you wanted, and as for the trolling lure, I am having difficulty designing one that will troll so SLOW as the tubb.......as for the rest, you're right.

Yo fren.

Matt

Matt Holcomb

Hey UV....

I have found if you give enough to drink, and make em wait long enough, they'll think anything is good. I still want to try your oyster saute, with you doing the sauteing......makes me smile just to think of it.

Matt

Matt Holcomb

Hey UV, that pork loin sure sounds good. I cooked a little myself this weekend.I donated a dinner to a fundraiser for our local hospital...did it saturday night......30 people.....worked out ok..... Here is the menu. Matt Saturday Evening December 2, 2006 Gruyere Gougeres Parmesan Crisps with Goat C...

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UVI 11

Ode to Uncle Vic

Randaaaalllll.....fiah on

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Andre, do you have one of these???

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Hey UV

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Rx.

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